Before I start on se random subjects,
Can we have a 5 second of silence for no reason at all I just really wanted to say that for some retarded reason...
Don't judge me...FIRST ISSUE OF BUSINESS!
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• fun fact: I can't spell Receipt (thank god for auto correct <3)
•fun fact 2: I'm obsessed over norco, honey comb and chocolate thick-shake. CAN I HEAR AN AMEN. no? Ok.....
•fun fact 3: I'm back into updating regularly 7-7
•fun fact 4: these 'FUN' facts are over, thank you for your time.SECOND ISSUE OF BUSINESS!!
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I have been getting crushes on friends sooooo much. Even if it's just for a day 7-7 (my low standards X3)
I've had about 4 crushes in my close friend group (not including da ex) and erhmmmm. I feel like explaining the recent two because I can. And I'm using 'they/their' cause I would die because (I'm trying to not give anything away XD) like... they both may or may not read this beauty and grace... (I literally picked up a couple words from Leo comin into my life X333) back to subject,1) It's kinda sad how obsessed I get over this person sometimes, like you know In mean girls (can't believe I'm saying this.) how that goth lookin girl is obsessed over getting revenge on the main bitch? (Sorry don't know names -.-) and then the main character is all like
"WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED ABOUT HER!!" (Something like that..) that's how I feel occasionally, which is sad cause like I'm %98 sure that their straight unfortunately.
(Live your life queen...)2) this person is literally life Goals at it finest. Sometimes I like observe this person very closely and see all the adorable little things they do that they probs don't even know their doing, (I promise it's less creepier then it sounds) this person straight out makes merh laugh and is freakishly adorable so yeah, I'm like out of my mind embarrassed right now... It'll be super awkward if these two little turds found out it was them >-< URGEJAKS
THIRD ISSUE OF BUSINESS!!!
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I literally had Mac and cheese for dinner.
but can I just say this wasn't the Mac and cheese I have grown to love. this shit is sooooo fake. you have to put 1/2 a cup of fucking milk in it and I'm like "PLEASE TELL ME WHO HAS A GOD DAM MEASURING CUP SITTING AROUND TO MEASURE MILK IN FOR FAKE ASS MAC AND POWDER."
You had to have fucking margarine which I don't have so I used butter and that shit wasn't melted so by the time I put it in, the pasta had gone to cold and then I got to have lumps of 'LOW FAT' butter everywhere. Which by the way please explain to me what the difference is between margarine and butter if you know just please, then you had to pour the NOT cheese flavoured powder shit which literally looks like that baby formula stuff. put the sachet with the fake ass powder down and just watch in slow motion with a tear going down your cheek as it spills everywhere just by placing is on the flat table. And it didn't even taste as amazing as all my effort was wasted on to the most painful '10 MINUTE' COOKING PLUS A FUCKING DECADE TO SORT OUT ALL THE FLAVOURING,
FUCK ME.Love you bye <3
(That got dark.....)
~Bambi the gender less
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HumorHola, My names Ace and yeah... This is my diary and I'm going to write my days and events of my pathetic excuse for a life.