ʙᴇɴᴊɪ "ɴᴀɴɪ" ʙʀᴇᴡꜱᴛᴇʀ
ʙʀᴏᴏᴋʟʏɴ, ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ
ᴅᴇᴄᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 20, 2009
This is gotta be a first
And I'm tryna find the reason why I'm stu-stu-stu-stutterin
Something funny's happenin
I'm a place I've never been - jazmine sullivan : stuttering
I closed my locker as I heard Joey, Dave, Shooter & Shy talk about their plans for Christmas break.
"Nigga, it's Christmas break which mean parties will be happening & bitches will out." Shy said
"Nah real talk though. I needed bitches on my dick like yesterday." Shooter said
"Y'all niggas won't be happy until y'all be rushing to a fucking ER room or a clinic." Joey said
Dave & I chuckled. It was funny but also mad true, these niggas stick their dick in any pussy that come their way.
Shy sucked his teeth "Fuck is y'all laughing for? Y'all acting like y'all Virgin Mary little kids or some shit?"
I finally decided to speak "I ain't never said I was. Don't be mad at me cause I ain't fucking any shorty that come my way."
"Real shit. All pussy ain't good pussy." Dave said
"Why you think I got these on standby?" Shy said pulling a box of magnums out of his locker throwing them at me
I caught them laughing and threw them at shooter "Shooter need these more than anybody."
"It's too late for that. Brodie already got a lil one on the way." Joey said
He sucked his teeth "Man that ain't my baby."
"Man you know damn well Brooke baby is yours. Shorty ain't even a hopper."
"Right. Shorty used to be in the back of the class quiet as shit doing her work until yo ass broke her." Joey said
"I ain't broke her. You sounding mad jealous. You jealous Nigga?" Shooter asked
I laughed "Chill out. It is true though."
"You and her gon be on that show that be playing on tv."
"What show?"
I looked at Dave before we burst into laughter "Nigga you talking about sixteen and pregnant?"
"Yeah that show but make it eighteen ." Shy said
We all laughed while shooter mugged us
He sucked his teeth "Y'all niggas lame. Shit is not funny."
I shook my head as we headed to class. I don't know how but we all ended up with the same first period.
It was the only class we had all together and I was actually happy it was only one because if it was all seven classes, I would've been failing every class. Don't get me wrong we all joke but Shy & Shooter were true class clowns.
We all sat down in the back of the class. I opened my notebook as all the other students started to come in.
"Aye y'all seen Zaire this morning?" Joey asked
