Yo, (Y/N) here! I'm back to kick some freaking villain ass, score some more cute girls for my harem, and well live my awesome life! I mean, now we got evil versions of Batman, a Bandicoot wearing shoes and pants, alien invaders who want to destroy t...
(Y/N): Okay! Lum, I hope you're ready! I'm about to cook up some good old fried rice, my style!
Lum was just watching from the sidelines.
Lum: Oh, Darling. Anything you make, it makes me happy.
She sighed, and blushed while watching you.
But then all of a sudden you heard something.
???: Lum! I will take you back!
(Y/N): Huh?
Lum: Oh no. It's my ...
(Y/N): Your who?
Lum: My ex-fiancé.
(Y/N): HUH?!
You go to see the source of the voice, hitting on Kinue!
Kinue: Oh, thank you. I appreciate your forwardness, but I've already fallen in love with one man in the past. I would never betray him.
You punched the figure!
(Y/N): LEAVE MY MOM ALONE, YOU FLIRT!!
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Rei (Lum's ex-fiancé! He is an idiot who blew it with Lum! Mainly because of his gluttonous tendencies! He is an oni who can transform into an Ushitora!)
Rei: Hmph!
He got up and glared at you.
(Y/N): So, you're Lum's ex-fiancé? Hah! You got nothing, Pretty Boy!
Rei: How insulting.
Lum appeared.
Lum: REI!!
Rei: Lum!
Lum: Get in it your head, we were a mistake, and-
Rei: I can make things better.
Lum: No you can't. I already found a real man. My sweet Darling.
Lum coddled against you.
(Y/N): Ha! See? I take good care of Lum!
Rei growled under his breath and then he put on a game face.
Rei: Then we compete! Now!
(Y/N): Huh?
Soon...
Kinue prepared mountains of donuts for both of you to eat.
Kinue: Very well then! Whoever can eat the most donuts will be the winner of Lum's heart!
Lum: GO DARLING!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
(Y/N): Bring it Pretty Boy!
Rei just smirked.
And then he transformed into-
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(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
Rei continued to smirk as you both started to eat, and well it was a neck and neck competition.
(Y/N): I GOT THIS! MUST KEEP IT TOGETHER!! STAY IN THIS!! ALMOST GOT IT!!
Rei: I'm going to out eat this woman stealer! Lum will be mine once again!! I CAN-
Kinue: And MY SON WINS!! That's my special boy!!
Rei: Huh?
You had finished faster!
(Y/N): Did I mention that when I was a kid, I ate 57 full course meals and never gained weight? And I didn't even have dessert until afterwards.
Rei was angry and he tried to attack you, but-
Lum: NO!! WE'RE DONE!!!
Lum zapped Rei, and then he collapsed.
(Y/N): Whew. Now, how about we have that fried rice, Lum?
Lum: Sure thing, Darling.
She glomped you, and you just picked her up and carried her off.
Kinue just pat Rei on the head.
Kinue: There there. You'll find someone. Don't worry.
From nearby, a girl with pink hair watches you and Lum.
