Dabi's Return!!

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A certain Clown Prince of Crime was sitting in his cell quietly, and soon he heard a noise. 

Joker: Oh, now who could that be? It must be good old B-

Dabi burst through a wall. 

Dabi: I need your assistance Clown. 

Joker: Of course. I get the sad lonely boy with daddy issues. 

Dabi: WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! 

Joker: What do you think it means? You're a hot tamale with a burning desire to see his old man light on fire. HAHAHAHA! 

Dabi punched the cell door, really hating Joker's guts. 

Joker: Hey now. Don't you think you're being a bit rude? This is supposed to be a team up you know. 

Dabi: And you're drying my patience. 

Joker: Who are we bringing along? 

Dabi: Ever heard of Cadmus? 

Joker: Who hasn't? They got some new Einstein as their chief scientist, and from what I heard- 

Dabi: Your ex is a blackmailed assassin for them. 

Joker: What? You mean Harley? 

Dabi: Who else? 

Joker: Oh no! If you think I'm going to bring that idiot back with me, than you got another t- 

Dabi: Make another word, and I might just deliver you to her, so that she'll break your legs. Or maybe I might inform a certain plant lady that you have put laughing gas in- 

Joker: OKAY! FINE! You're not funny at all. 

Dabi: Just follow me. 

Soon... 

Joker and Dabi broke into a Cadmus testing facility, and they began to murder any guards that came in their way. 

Both of their styles were f'd up, but what can you expect? Joker had an acid flower for melting faces, laughing gas to make them die with a smile on their face, chattering teeth that ate their eyes out, oh and of course playing cards that slit throats! Dabi on the other hand, would just burn faces, give explosive heartburns, and well incinerate flesh! 

They then broke out some test subjects, and- 

Dabi: Listen up! We're going to make things explosive! Who's up for destruction? 

Joker: And we're not giving you any choice! 

Dabi: Exactly! Right now it's time to get the dear old family together for a happy reunion. 

He smirked evilly. 

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