Plane has created Group Chat
Plane has added Flag, EyeRoll, Books, MagnifyingGlass, Tea, Puppy, Sun, and Felix to Group Chat
Plane has renamed Group Chat to Hehehe
*in real life, George pretends his phone has ran out of battery and borrows Alex's to 'look something up'*
Flag has changed their name to AwkwardFlag
AwkwardFlag: Oh George you-
MagnifyingGlass: Shush! He's picking up his phone!
Felix: Hello?
Plane: hehehe
MagnifyingGlass: hahaha
Puppy: I don't like doing this
Plane has removed Puppy from Hehehe
Felix: What is this and who are you?
Tea: Hehe
Felix: Is this spam because I have important work.
EyeRoll: Yes! This is BIG spam!
Felix: ...
EyeRoll: AwKwArD fLaG
AwkwardFlag: Omg 😂
Books: No, I can't
Felix: I'll report you.
EyeRoll: No! Don't! I still need to tell you a story!
Tea: ooh, I want to hear a story! Do you want to hear a story?
Sun: Yes!
Books: This chat is gold. 👌🏽
EyeRoll: Once, there were three small beans sitting on a plane to America. One of the beans was drinking tea and rolling their eyes at the pile of books next to them. Suddenly, someone held up a magnifying glass to the sun to start a fire.
Tea: I'm dying 😂
EyeRoll: Good.
Felix: Oh my goodness. 😂 I can't believe I fell for it.
EyeRoll has changed their name to LaviniaT
Tea has changed their name to Kitty
Sun has changed their name to Amoona
MagnifyingGlass has changed their name to PresidentWells
Books has changed their name to PresidentWong
Plane has changed their name to IAmGeorge
PresidentWells: When did you know?
Felix: After Lavinia told her story. 😂
AwkwardFlag: Georgeeeee how do you change names.
PresidentWells: 😂
IAmGeorge: 😂
Amoona: 😂
LaviniaT: 😂
Kitty: 😂
AwkwardFlag: That's not nice :(
Felix: 😂
AwkwardFlag: Even your UNCLE is laughing Daisy
IAmGeorge: Here, I'll do it.
AwkwardFlag: No I don't trust you with my phone.
LaviniaT: I'll do it. Which room are you in?
AwkwardFlag: The library.
PresidentWells: You READ? 😲
LaviniaT: Coming.
AwkwardFlag has changed their name to AwkwardAlex
AwkwardAlex: Oh, not YOU too
Felix: 😂 how did that name happen?
IAmGeorge: I created the name when Alex was awkwardly flirting with Daisy.
AwkwardAlex: George!
Felix: 😂 😂
Felix: Wait what?
George: I created the name when Alex was flirting with Daisy
Felix: Flirting with MY NEICE?
PresidentWells and IAmGeorge are chatting privately
IAmGeorge: Protective much?
PresidentWells: No, he'd be fine if he was my boyfriend, it's just because he's flirting.
IAmGeorge: Ohhh ok. Remember when he and I had to fight over you on the Nile?
PresidentWells: Yea that was stupid 🤣
IAmGeorge: It was 😝
PresidentWells: Tell Alex to run
IAmGeorge and AwkwardAlex are now chatting privately
IAmGeorge: Run.
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Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat
FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...