Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat

When I Was Born

Chatting on A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness

Kitty: it was worth it

AwkwardAlex: Worth it? Did you see what you did to Lavinia?

Kitty: at least it got george and lavinia together 

Amoona: It didn't get them together. I knew you liked to gossip, Kitty, but I thought you could keep a secret like that. 🤷🏽‍♀️

IAmGeorge has blocked Kitty

IAmGeorge has left the chat

PresidentWells: If you apologised, maybe we wouldn't have to do this. But since you didn't - Hazel.

PresidentWong has removed Kitty from the chat

PresidentWells has added IAmGeorge to the chat 

Beanie: Should we re-add Lavinia?

Amoona: No, it's a lot to cope with in one night and she probably wants to be away from us all for a couple of days. As for Kitty, quite a way to ruin a fun celebration.

IAmGeorge: 👏🏾

PresidentWong: 👏🏽

PresidentWells: On a separate note I'm boreddd

PresidentWells created Group Chat

PresidentWells renamed Group Chat to McDonalds

PresidentWells added PresidentWong, Amoona, Beanie, LaviniaIsTheImpostor, IAmGeorge, AwkwardAlex, Bertie, Harold, GeorgeWells, LadyHastings, Confused, Lucy, Rose, Vincent, WongMinSu, PatriciaTemple, Temple, and Binny to the chat

Confused: What is this? 🧐

PresidentWells: It is so if one of us goes to McDonalds, then we can force them to buy foooood

PresidentWong: Daisy you are obsessed 😂 

Lucy: Felix dear, why is your name Confused?

Confused: Beanie informed me that Kitty thought I was handsome

Lucy: 🤣

Confused: Wait a minute, DAISY, HAZEL, you should be asleep

PresidentWells: Oop

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Mr. Mountfitchet I know I should be asleep but can I message you privately. It's quite important

Confused: Of course you can

PatriciaTemple: Lavinia, you may always inform me. I am your new mother, after all.

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: No xoxo

LaviniaIsTheImpostor and Confused are now chatting privately

Confused: What did you want to say?

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: It's quite a long story

Confused: Start from the beginning.

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Well, it started in hospital when I was born.

Confused: 😑 

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Okay, serious now. I was private messaging Kitty explaining that I had a crush on someone. Then, all of us were playing Who's Least Likely To and Hazel asked who is least likely to perform in a talent show. George said him because he gets too shy to sing and I told him that boys couldn't sing. Amina said as a joke that I sounded like Daisy and if I was sure that I wasn't gay, and Kitty responded by saying that I wasn't gay and basically posted the screenshots of me telling her about my crush.

Confused: What a little bitch.

Confused: Oh wait a second, I shouldn't have said that, ignore it.

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Yeah that was kinda shitty of you

Confused: :o

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Confused: Anyway about Kitty, just ignore her for now and wait until she's apologised.

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: 👍🏼 I've blocked her online temporarily, my bed is not next to her, and Beanie told me that Hazel removed her from the group chat.

Confused: That's good. Goodnight

LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Ok ig 😴