Chatting on Exam Help
IAmGeorge: Done it?
PresidentWells: Yep, FaceTiming you now. Will mute when you answer.
IAmGeorge: Got it and answered <3
Real life
George: Alex, can I come in?
Alexander: Sure.
George: Are you okay?
Alexander: Yeah, why?
George: Hazel asked.
Alexander: What?
George: Look.
Alexander: Hi George. Gone out with May, Rose, and Daisy's father. How is Alexander?
George: Yep.
Alexander: 😃
George: 😏
Alexander: Well, I'm good I suppose. Even better now that Hazel has asked how I am. I mean, it's good for someone to care abou-
George: Stop stammering and admit it!
Alexander: 😅
George: You like her, don't you? I knew it. In Egypt, you kept looking at her and nodding along with her ideas. After Daisy's supposed death, you kept being very awkward around and her and trying to comfort her when she would start to cry in the middle of meals. When you said you had a crush, I knew who it was on. And don't get me started on the singing competition! You can't pretend that you weren't gaping at her when she finished.
Lavinia, over phone: 🤣
Alexander: 😅
George: Alexander... we'll change your name back to Arcadness...
Alexander: I don't like her! Only as a friend!
George: And I have a pet lion!
Alexander: Fine, I like her. More than a friend. Quite a bit more than a friend.
George: Finally!
Alexander: Please, please don't tell her until I'm ready to make a move.
George: Alex, I'm your best friend. Would I do that? 😐
Alexander: Thanks. Junior Pinkerton handshake?
George/Alexander: 🤜🏾🤛🏻 🫴🏾🫳🏻 🫸🏾🫷🏻
Chatting on Exam Help
PresidentWells: Lavinia was crying
IAmGeorge: Are you okay?
LaviniaIsTheImposter: It was laughing tears, you idiot
IAmGeorge: I'm not an idiot!
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: 😠😠😀😀😀
Beanie: Mixed opinions Lavinia
IAmGeorge: It was mostly happy tears
IAmGeorge: I am so innocent 😇
PresidentWells: So George, how would you like to go over violent murders?
IAmGeorge: Ooh yes please 😈
Amoona: 😂
Amoona: Oh Daisy, the Wongs and your father have returned and Mr. Mountfitchet is telling us to get ready for Deepdean. He's packed our dresses.
Kitty: I can't tell whether I'm more excited for the anniversary or for travelling with your Uncle.
IAmGeorge: wth that's so wrong
Kitty: What? He's very handsome
IAmGeorge: 😅 Aaaaand that's enough messaging for today
IAmGeorge: See y'all in the car
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Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat
FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
