Chatting on A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
PresidentWells: guysguysguysguysgusyguysguysguysguysgusygsusguysguysguysgusggsygsg
JudgeGeorge: What now DaIsY
PresidentWells: I just looked at Amina's phone
Kitty: that's a bit messed up
JudgeTemple: Bruh
JudgeGeorge: That's a bit MeSsEd Up
JudgeGeorge: Says the girl that literally posted somebody's private messages on the group chat
PresidentWong: George are you just on a sarcastic streak today??
JudgeGeorge: Looking at the evidence, what do you think?
JudgeTemple: slayyy
PresidentWong: ugh I'll take that as a yes.
Beanie: Guys we're getting off topic.
Beanie: Daisy, what did you want to say?
PresidentWells: THANK YOU Beanie 🙏🏻
Kitty: just a disclaimer amina can see this chat
PresidentWells has removed Amoona from the chat
PresidentWells: There, now none of the messages will be visible to her when she re-joins the chat
IAmGeorge: Brutal but ok
PresidentWells: And she says she has a crush on a girllll
PresidentWells: It might be meeee
PresidentWells has added Amoona to the chat
Amoona: I just got a notification saying I was added to this chat?
PresidentWong: Yeah, I accidentally removed you, sorry.
Amoona: Oh that's ok :)
PresidentWells: But have you heard the other exciting news????
Amoona: Other?
PresidentWells: Sorry, autocorrect
IAmGeorge: Liar
PresidentWells: GEORGE
PresidentWells: 😒 Anyway, the exciting news is that after the dance, there is going to be a performance, and there are six leading roles, all female, and there are six of us
Kitty: OMG IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS
AwkwardAlex: Wait I'm confused
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: You always are. But still Daisy, that's kinda cool ig even though I know what you're talking about and it is TERRIBLE
Beanie: :o it's not
Kitty: Shut up Lavinia it so isn't
PresidentWong: I'm a bit lost here what's the performance called?
PresidentWells: SEX
IAmGeorge: You and Amina should have the leading roles!
PresidentWells: *SIX lmao
PresidentWells: GEORGE STOP IT NOW
PresidentWells: ANYWAY it's what you want to do with Lavinia
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Daisy that ain't gonna work anymore, we're together, that's rubbish blackmail
PresidentWells: 😒
PresidentWong: Ooh I love six!
Amoona: George and Alex should choose the roles
AwkardAlex: But we've never seen it 🤷🏼
IAmGeorge: Besides, it's more fair for everyone to choose their own roles
Beanie: Amina would make a great Katherine Howard
Amoona: Ooh yes
PresidentWells: I will be Catherine Parr
Kitty: I'll be Anne Boleyn
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: I'm going to sign up for Anna of Cleves
PresidentWong: Jane Seymour please
Beanie: And I'll be Catherine of Aragon
PresidentWells: Ok I'll go and sign us up :D
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...