Chatting on Fun Chat
PresidentWells has renamed Fun Chat to A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Accurate. The strangeness is George, Kitty, and I and the awkwardness is Alexander and Hazel
AwkwardAlex: :(
AwkwardAlex: Why are we even texting when we could talk?
IAmGeorge: 🤦🏾
Amoona: Half of us are with Mr. Mountfitchet and the other half are with Lucy.
PresidentWells: Yea, you idiot
PresidentWong: Come on Daisy, don't be mean
PresidentWells: 👀
IAmGeorge: 👀
Kitty: 👀
Amoona: 👀
Beanie: 👀👀👀👀
IAmGeorge: Beanie is a spider with her many eyes
Beanie: 🕷️
Kitty: I think Beanie is broken
Beanie: 🤪
PresidentWells: It was me
Beanie: 👆🏻
PresidentWells: Beanie you can stop. I dared her to only post emojis
Amoona: Ohhh.
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Guys being in Lucy's car with Kitty and Alexander is annoying.
Kitty: george is also in the car
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Oh yeah I must have forgot him because he's so insignificant 🤏🏼
IAmGeorge: :(
PresidentWong: Well I'm lucky, I'm with Uncle Felix, Daisy, Rose, Amina, and Beanie
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Ugh lucky.
Kitty: Lucky! I want to be in Daisy's Uncle's car!
PresidentWong: Um
IAmGeorge: Uhhh 😬
PresidentWells: Kitty it's very weird when you say that about my own mother's brother
Amoona: When you put it that way it doesn't sound right at all.
PresidentWells added Felix to the chat
Felix: Why am I on this chat? I thought you didn't want me on here. Besides, we're in the car.
Amoona: Kitty has something very important to tell you.
Felix: Oh, okay. Go on then, Kitty.
Kitty: daisyyyyy no I'm not going to sir
AwkwardAlex: Fine I'll do it. Hazel said she was lucky because of who she was travelling with and Kitty responded 'lucky I want to travel with Daisy's Uncle'. Something like that.
Felix: Umm 🤨
Beanie: At Fallingford, Kitty said 'is that your Uncle, Daisy? He's awfully handsome'
Felix: 🤨🧐🤔🤨🧐🤔
Amoona: Beanie, I think you broke Mr. Mountfitchet.
Felix has changed their name to Confused
Confused has left the chat
IAmGeorge: GUYS WE'RE AT DEEPDEAN
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: YESS FINALLY
PresidentWong: Already? :(
Rose: (hi) How are you already there?
Beanie: (hi Rose) I think Mr. Mountfitchet is a bit slow
Real life
Daisy: Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy is already at Deepdean.
Felix: Oh, that's because I went the longest way possible.
Everyone: 😑
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
