A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
PresidentWells: Amina hasn't been on the group chat lately, does anyone know if she's alright?
JudgeGeorge: Ooh! Daisy's got a girlfriend!
PresidentWells: I haven't, shut up. I'm just worried about a friend.
PresidentWells: Daisy, she was with us at breakfast five hours ago. I doubt there's any reason to be worried
Beanie: I just saw her going into her room with her phone muttering something about getting ready for lunch
PresidentWells: oh ok :)
PresidentWong: Daisy
PresidentWells: Yes?
PresidentWong: You always call me Watson and I was thinking that I should have a name for you
PresidentWells: That's quite a good idea ig
PresidentWong: This message was deleted by the sender
JudgeGeorge: Hazel NO
AwkwardAlex: This is for your own safety
JudgeGeorge: You can't delete it it's too late
PresidentWells: ABSOLUTELY NOT HAZEL
PresidentWells: That is offensive
PresidentWells: I am NOT Poirot!
PresidentWells: I mean he's a cool guy
PresidentWells: But just no
PresidentWells: I AM HOLMES
AwkwardAlex: 🤦🏼
IAmGeorge: 🤦🏾
The Maghrabis
Amoona: Hello.
OmarEM: Hello Amoona.
NourEM: Hello Habibti! How is England? I'm very sorry that we had to return to Egypt.
Amoona: England is good. It's alright. How are my sisters?
OmarEM: They are good. In three years time they will be attending Hampden.
Amoona: Not Deepdean?
NourEM: I'm sorry Moon, but things have changed.
Amoona: :(
NourEM: We are sorry. Now, what did you want to say?
Amoona: You know two years ago when I was 14 I told you that I thought I might be gay?
OmarEM: Yes.
Amoona: And do you also remember the girl that came to Egypt? The one that supposedly 'died'?
NourEM: The blonde girl?
Amoona: Yes.
OmarEM: Go on
Amoona: Well, I think I might like her.
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Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat
FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
