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Alexander: Hazel, what did Daisy just say about pro?
Hazel: Nothing. 😁😇😳
Alexander: Okay. I'm sorry.
Hazel: 🫤 About what?
Alexander: For calling you love and everything. I know that it probably made you uncomfortable and that you don't like me-
Hazel: 🤦🏽♀️ I spent ALL that time crushing on you and you still don't fully understand even when I tell you?
Alexander: Wait, what do you mean by 'all that time'?
Hazel: Alexander, I really liked you since we met on the Orient Express. When we started writing letters to each other, I realised that I probably had a crush on you. It made me really sad at Cambridge when I saw you obsessing over Daisy. Obviously we didn't see each other for a while after that, but when we saw each other at the Rue I did think that maybe you were starting to prefer me, but I didn't want to get my hopes up. In Egypt, you didn't make a single move, even though I saw you staring at me once or twice.
Alexander: Hazel, I'm sorry. I started to like you when we met up in London but before that, I really did like Daisy, and I didn't see that you liked me since we met.
Hazel: Exactly! You never noticed! I made it as obvious as I could, and you still didn't realise! Alexander Arcady, you are an ignorant bastard.
Alexander:
Alexander:
Alexander:
A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
AwkwardAlex: Guys help
AwkwardAlex: I don't know what this means
AwkwardAlex: Hazel just called me an ignorant bastard
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: That was rude of her
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: That's what I'm meant to say
Kitty: you were pretty oblivious-
IAmGeorge: 👆🏾
PresidentWells: HAHAHAH
PresidentWong: I still love you Alex
IAmGeorge: TOO FAST HAZEL
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: SRSLY THO
Beanie: I'm going to remove myself from this conversation
PresidentWells: Aw man
Kitty: YESSS
AwkwardAlex: ❤️
IAmGeorge changed their name to JudgeGeorge
LaviniaIsTheImpostor changed their name to JudgeTemple
JudgeGeorge: I now declare Halex, the ship between Alexander Arcady and Hazel Wong... official!
JudgeTemple: 👩🏻⚖️
AwkwardAlex: Shush it isn't our wedding
JudgeTemple: Aw don't get sad Alex.
JudgeGeorge: Yeah, you only have to wait seven years or so. Well, you could get married next year.
AwkwardAlex: 😬
PresidentWong: 😬
PresidentWells: 😁
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
