Real life
Felix: We are here!
Hazel: Ooh, I can see Alexander!
Daisy: You can see Lucy, George, Lavinia, Kitty, and Alexander and you choose to point out Alexander?
Rose: I'm confused, what's so bad about Alexander?
Daisy: *whispering* Your big sister is totally in love.
Rose: She's so oblivious.
Daisy:
Rose: We should get them together some time.
Daisy:
Daisy: Amina, George, Lavinia, Beanie, Kitty - I think we have someone who can assist with our studying. 😉
Hazel: I can see Miss Barnard!
George: Lavinia, who on earth is Miss Barnard.
Kitty: I like how Hazel spoke but you still asked Lavinia.
Lavinia: Kitty, I know we're right next to each other but I'm going to message you.
LaviniaIsTheImpostor and Kitty are now messaging
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: You know, I've liked George for a while now.
Kitty: quite clear
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Since we met at Fallingford, I've realised that we have the same interests, like the same books, we even look at similar things online. He makes me feel... different.
Kitty: so sweet ❤️😊
LaviniaIsTheImposter: He quite clearly does not like me back.
Kitty: 🤦🏽♀️
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Do NOT tell anyone or this will be you: 🤕
Kitty: I won't tell
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Good.
Real life
Miss Barnard: Hello everybody. I remember all of you girls from Deepdean's last anniversary, and Rose, obviously you attend now. Take this sheet of paper, it has a list of all of the events taking place in the upcoming week and how to sign up for them. Have fun!
Kitty: I can't believe we get seven whole days just taking part in competitions and spending time with friends.
Lavinia: That last part was awfully sappy.
George: Why don't we play Who's Most Likely To at midnight tonight? Over texting?
Daisy: Sure, but how about Who's Least Likely To?
Hazel: Ooh, yes. Now let's see the spare dorms.
Eleven hours later
Chatting on A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
PresidentWells: It's midnight!
Amoona: Yes! Hopefully we won't get caught.
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: We won't.
Beanie: I've just had a midnight thought.
AwkwardAlex: What?
Beanie: 'Oblivious' is 'obvious' with an added l and i
IAmGeorge: 😯
PresidentWong: Who's least likely to take part in a talent show?
IAmGeorge: Me. I can sing, but I get so embarrassed.
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Boys can't sing. 🙄
Amoona: You sound like Daisy, are you sure you're not gay? 🤣
Kitty: She's not gay. Look at this.
Kitty:
PresidentWells: 😮
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Kitty...
Kitty: oh, lavinia! I'm so sorry
LaviniaIsTheImpostor has blocked Kitty
LaviniaIsTheImpostor has left the chat
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...