PresidentWells: GUYS HELP
Kitty: daisy it's been two minutes since you suggested buying dresses surely nothing can be wrong
Beanie: What's wrong Daisy?
PresidentWells: Actually it's Hazel here, Daisy let me use her phone
Kitty: why what happened? did you break yours?
PresidentWells: May stole it (may is my half-sister if you've forgotten btw)
Amoona: Just take it back from her
PresidentWells: I can't 😭
PresidentWells: She's locked herself in the bathroom and is messaging George as if we're together
Kitty: oh wow-
LaviniaT: Which bathroom is she in I'll beat the door down
AwkwardAlex: That was quick 😉
LaviniaT: Be quiet AwKwArD aLeX
AwkwardAlex: 🥲
Amoona: Message him from Daisy's phone explaining what happened
PresidentWells: Thank you 😂
PresidentWells and IAmCow are now messaging privately
PresidentWells: Hazel here. I am sooo sorry if you've got any sus messages from me. May (who is seven) stole my phone
IAmCow: Thank goodness it wasn't you 😂 She was asking me if I was a real cow
PresidentWells: Oh my goodness XD
IAmCow: ikr
PresidentWells: Is George a real cow?
IAmCow: She just sent me such a weird message
IAmCow: Petition that my boyfriend is a cow
PresidentWells: oml
PresidentWells: I'm getting my phone back now XD
IAmCow: Good luck
PresidentWells: Thank you
PresidentWells and IAmCow are now chatting on Fun Chat
PresidentWong: I'm going on a date with George
PresidentWong: Noooo Big Sister Hazel is trying to take her phone
Beanie: Uhhh
Kitty: this is hilarious
PresidentWong: Got my phone back!
PresidentWells: 🥳
PresidentWong: May got so burnt tho
Kitty: How?
PresidentWong: Yesterday Father promised that May (seven) and Rose (ten) could get phones but only Rose is getting one.
Kitty: ohhhh ☕️
IAmCow: Thank goodness 😂
PresidentWells: Rose is a literal queen tho 👑 🌹
Kitty: come on guys let's get dressesssss
LaviniaT: A lot of Ss but ok
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
