Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat

Six Part Two

Kitty: Grew up in the French court

Oui, oui, bonjour

Life was a chore, so...

All: She set sail

Kitty: 1522, came straight to the UK

All the British dudes lame

All: Epic fail, ooh

Kitty: I wanna dance and sing

All: Politics

Kitty: Not my thing

All: Ooh

Kitty: But then I met the king

And my daddy said, "You should try to get ahead."

He wanted me, obviously

Kept messaging me, like, every day

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter

And who I am I kidding?

I was prêt à manger

All: Ooh

Kitty: Sent a reply

All: Ooh

Kitty: Just saying hi

All: Ooh

Kitty: You're a nice guy

I'll think about it maybe

XO baby

All: Uh oh

Kitty: Here we go

All: You sent him kisses

Kitty: I didn't know I would move in with his misses

All: What?

Kitty: Get a life

All: You're living with his wife?

Kitty: Like, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell

Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said 

Don't lose your head

Three in a bed

And the little one said

If you wanna be wed

Make up your mind

Her or me, chum

Don't wanna be some girl in a threesome

Are you blind?

All: Ooh

Kitty: You're just bitter

All: Ooh

Kitty: 'Cause I'm fitter

All: Ooh

Kitty: Why hasn't it hit her?

He doesn't wanna bang you

Somebody hang you

All: Uh oh

Kitty: Here we go

All: Your comment went viral

Kitty: I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral

All: Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you

Kitty: Mate, what was I supposed to do?

Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell

I'm sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

Don't lose your head

Tried to elope 

But the Pope said 'nope'

Our only hope was Henry

Got a promotion

Caused a commotion 

Set in motion the C to E

All: The rules

Kitty: Were so outdated

Us two wanted to get X-rated

All: Soon, excommunicated

Kitty: Everybody chill, it's totes God's will

Henry's out every night on the town

Just sleeping around like 

What the hell?

Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three 

Just to make him jel

Henry finds out and he goes mental

He screams and shouts, like, so judgemental

"You damned witch!"

Mate, just shut up

I wouldn't be such a b-

If you could get it up

All: Uh oh

Kitty: Here we go

All: Is that what you said?

Kitty: And now he's going round like 'Off with her head!"

All: No!

Kitty: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it

All: Seems it

Kitty: What was I meant to do?

All: What was she meant to do?

Kitty: Like, what was I meant to do?

All: What was she meant to do?

Kitty: No, but what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell

All: Just go to hell!

Kitty: Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

All: Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what she said

Kitty: Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said

Don't lose you head