Real life
Lavinia: The tennis competition was awful.
Beanie: Why?
George: Clementine Delacroix won, even though she broke the rules about eleven times.
Beanie: 😑
Kitty: Who was she playing with?
Lavinia: Rose Pritchett.
Kitty: 😑
Hazel: I'm a bit bored.
Alexander: Me too.
Daisy: I have some new for you all.
Amina: What's that?
Daisy: I found this cool website yesterday called Wattpad.
Kitty: Ooh I've been on there before!
Hazel: Oh I still read on there actually. I hardly have time though, I only read FanFictions.
George: I do too.
Lavinia: I think I might have visited it once or twice.
Amina: Wait is that the one with stories?
Daisy: Yes.
Amina: Then I have also seen it!
Beanie: What is Wattpad?
Hazel: I wouldn't recommend you go on there, Beans, it can get quite... adult.
Lavinia: Beans, if you ever go on there and find a word you don't understand, I can always provide you with a definition. 😉
Kitty: NO no telling Beanie inappropriate words.
Lavinia: 😒
Alexander: I actually write stories on there.
Daisy: 🙇🏼♀️ I knew it!
Amina: 🙇🏽♀️ I knew it!
Alexander: What?
Lavinia: Is your username Hazexander_13?
Alexander: No it isn't! I write, um, fanfictions.
George: That's a rubbish ship name.
Daisy: And, Mr. I-Write-Fanfictions, your fanfics contain a girl called Hazel and a boy called Alex?
Amina: I read that whole book and I was practically dying of laughter by the end of it.
Lavinia: Same it was so bad and cringey. 🙄
Amina: So basically, Hazel, the book starts with this boy called Alex who goes on a train and meets a girl called Hazel. They fall in love and then go to a school at Christmastime. They don't see each other for a long time, but then they meet up kiss on a bridge near a theatre. Then, they go on a boat, solve a murder, and live HaPpIlY eVeR aFtEr.
Alexander: 😳
Hazel: 🥹😍🧐🤩😏🥳😳
Beanie: Is that true?
Daisy: Trust me, it is. Look, I'll show you.
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Real life
Daisy: We were only joking.
PresidentWells and AwkwardAlex
PresidentWells: You deleted it! 😠😠
AwkwardAlex: I have my ways. 😏😏
PresidentWong and AwkwardAlex
AwkwardAlex: It isn't true
PresidentWong: I know :/
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Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat
FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
