Lavinia: Welcome to the house
All: To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, da ist gut
Ooh, ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Beanie: Hans Holbein goes around the world
Daisy: Painting all of the beautiful girls
Kitty: From Spain
Hazel: To France
Lavinia: And Germany
Amina: The king chooses one
All: But which one will it be?
Beanie + Kitty: You bring the corsets
Hazel + Lavinia: We'll bring the cinches
Daisy: No one wants a waist over nine inches
Beanie: So what, the makeup contains lead poison?
Amina: At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
All: Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Daisy: 'Cause now you're in the house
All: In the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, da ist gut
Ooh, ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Kitty: We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
Lavinia: We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Amina: Ja, it's wunderbar
Beanie: For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient
Hazel: From your bladder
Daisy: Try these heels, so high it's naughty
All: But we cannot guarantee you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Daisy: 'Cause now you're in the house
All: In the Haus of Holbein
Ooh, ja, da ist gut
Ooh, ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
