Chatting on A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
Hazel: Guys the baking competition is in 3 hours.
Amina: I know, I'm excited.
Daisy: I don't have my ingredients.
Beanie: None of us do.
Alexander: I can go down to the shop and get them
Alexander: 🧈🍫🥛🍯🥚🧁
Daisy: Were the emojis necessary
Alexander: Yes.
Real life, baking competition
Miss Barnard: For the second places, in effort we have... George Mukherjee!
Students: 👏
Miss Barnard: Second place in decoration, we have... Lavinia Temple!
Students: 👏
Miss Barnard: And for second place in the skill category, we have... Hazel Wong! Everybody come and collect your rewards.
George: 🥈🍫
Lavinia: 🥈🍫
Hazel: 🥈🍫
Students: 👏
Miss Barnard: Now for the first places. For effort, we have... Rebecca Martineau!
Students: 👏
Miss Barnard: First place for decoration... Rose Wong!
Students: 👏
Hazel: 🤩
Miss Barnard: And lastly, first place for skill... we have... Katherine Freebody!
Audience: 👏
Beanie: 🥇🍰
Rose: 🥇🍰
Kitty: 🥇🍰
*later*
Amina: Hazel, Lavinia, Kitty, Beanie, George, congratulations!
Hazel: Thanks! ✨
Daisy: I should have won. 😠
Lavinia:
George: Daisy, don't be mean.
Hazel: Don't get angry, Daisy, it's just a competition.
Daisy: I was joking. 🙄 You guys are meant to be detectives.
Hazel: No offence, George and Lavinia, but I feel like second place isn't very good and that I could have done better.
Lavinia: 🙄
George: Be nice, Lavinia. Hazel, your cake was amazing and it doesn't matter what place you came.
Daisy: Hazel, you were amazing and I will not allow you to think otherwise. 😠
Hazel: Should I be scared?
Daisy: Yes. ❤️
George: Alex, what did you think of Hazel's entry? 😉
Alexander: Well, I mean it was very good-
George: Ha! You like her!
Alexander: No I don't!
George: Please, please don't deny it, that would just be awkward for both of us. You told me that you liked her 'quite a bit more than a friend'.
Alexander: Hazel, love, ignore George-
Lavinia: LOVE?
Daisy: O.o
Amina: 🥳
George: I knew that would work.
Hazel: 😳
Beanie: Wait wait wait is it finally happening?
Kitty: GIVE ME TEA AND POPCORN.
Lavinia: I will ste- share your popcorn.
Amina: Guys let's give them some time to confess.
Hazel: O-okay, we'll go into the dorm.
*Hazel and Alexander begin to leave*
Daisy: Hazel!
Hazel: What?!
Daisy: Remember to wear pro-
George: Daisy!
Daisy: What? Someone had to tell her.
Beanie: I'm confused. What is pro?
Kitty: When you're older, Beans, when you're older.
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
