Chatting on A Pile of Strangeness and Awkwardness
PresidentWells: Morning ☀️
PresidentWong: Daisy it's 6:08
PresidentWells: The others are just LaZy 😴
AwkwardAlex: Guys today is the first day of the anniversary
PresidentWells: Thank you for this new information! I would have never have guessed, considering I'm in a bed in a Deepdean dorm and there is a list of anniversary activities next to my bed!
AwkwardAlex: 🙍🏼
PresidentWells: That emoji 🤣
PresidentWong: Daisy, stop bullying Alexander
PresidentWells: Ooh alright Watson
PresidentWells: Don't get salty
PresidentWells: Sticking up for your boyfriend over your best friend :(
Beanie: GUYS
AwkwardAlex: Uh oh Beanie is using capital letters
AwkwardAlex: What happened?
Amoona: George was sitting on his bed on his phone, and when Alex walked past him, he coughed and quickly tapped his phone.
PresidentWong: ??
PresidentWells: What's so bad about that?
AwkwardAlex: Yea I saw that but what's so bad
Beanie: THATS THE THING
Beanie: I walked past Lavinia, who was also on her phone, to get my hairbrush, and she put her phone screen-down on the bed-
IAmGeorge: I'm not mad or upset but what happened to privacy ???
AwkwardAlex: haha sorry
Amoona: We won't do it again. :)
IAmGeorge and LaviniaIsTheImpostor are chatting privately
IAmGeorge: Are you okay?
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Nosy -_-
IAmGeorge: I mean it
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Well, obviously not. My mother has officially left, Patricia is annoying, my father is wayyy too strict, Kitty is stupid, I am experiencing a strange fever that Kitty called love, and now this.
IAmGeorge: Thank you for the long list of problems in your life
IAmGeorge: I like you as well, yk
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Really?
IAmGeorge: You are so blind
IAmGeorge: Yes, only since we FiRsT mEt
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: I never knew
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Well, this is rather awkward now
IAmGeorge: Want to go out some time?
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Sure how about next week on Monday? (Not tomorrow obvi)
IAmGeorge: Sure 😊
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: If you think you're going to get me to post that emoji back, you are wrong
IAmGeorge: 😊😊
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: 🙂
IAmGeorge: Close enough :/
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: See you at the anniversary event
IAmGeorge: What is the anniversary event for today ?
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: Some stupid tennis competition
IAmGeorge: Very stupid, and yet you're doing it
LaviniaIsTheImpostor: I hate you sm
IAmGeorge: Yeah right <3
Real life
Lavinia: Guysguysguysguysguys
Amina: Lavinia remember to breathe.
Lavinia: Daisy, get the boys.
Daisy: Okay.
Daisy: Got them.
Lavinia: I have news.
Kitty: I know I'm kind of blocked but spill the tea.
Lavinia: George, you say.
George: Lavinia and I are, well, together now.
Daisy: Congratulations I guess.
Hazel: Yayy, well done.
Amina: Finally. XD
Beanie: YESSS.
Alexander: Congrats! 🤩
Kitty: Can I get added to the group chat now?
Daisy: 🫤 Yesss.
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FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
