"You hit me once, I hit you back. You have a kick, I gave a slap. You smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed." (It's a song called, A Kiss With A Fist by Florence and the Machines. It didn't work cuz reasons and I would like you to watch the video or lyric video or animation after this chapter. Pls ) The sorceress was doing things to Pearl and Wag that were BEYOND insane. First they kiss, then they blame each other for who kissed who, then they start a fist fight. The camp even split in two, Pearl's side and Wag's side and the fire in the middle. They kiss, then they argue, then they fight. This went on for a whole week now. Pearl woke up early today, it was a bright, Sunday morning. She smiled grimly, then Pearl snuck over to Wag's side and tied a log over his head. She tiptoed back to her side and screamed, "WAG!".
"Huh-" SMACK! Waglington's forehead hit the log and the log dropped on his head. "Point, Pearl!" Pearl cheered.
"*groan* Oh yeah?" Wag's arms were up and Pearl was carried in the air from her tail. "NOT FAIR!" She hollered. "It's as fair as hell!" Wag teased, Pearl took out a small water gun from her pocket. This wasn't a regular water gun, it had a blue liquid that could stun any magical being's powers for 3 minutes. Pearl squirt Wag with the blue liquid, she fell out of the air and on her sleeping bag. "I hate it when you do that." He complained, Pearl stuck her tongue out and Wag gave her a punch. "Wanna play that game again, do yeah?" She smirked, Wag gave a nod and the two started fighting. Pearl gave a hit, Wag hit back, Pearl gave a kick and Wag gave a slap. An hour later, the 2 were bleeding, sweating and panting, Pearl laughed. "Watcha laughing at?" Wag asked, she stopped laughing and went back to tending her bruises and cuts. "Do you think we'll beat each other to death?" Pearl peeped, Wag stared at her, wide-eyed. He never thought of beating his friend to death just because of a stupid little war that came out of nowhere. Then it came to him, he CAN'T beat Pearl to death, he WOULDN'T beat Pearl to death. She was his friend and no matter how rough friends get, they'll always be friends (I know that because one day my 2 friends from the friend group we had were talking and laughing and out of nowhere one of them punched the other in the nose, she was laughing while the other was pissed off). The spell that the sorceress casted on the 2 was broken, Wag gave an innocent smile to Pearl, she did the same. "Dammit!" The sorceress whispered, she tried to cast another one but Wag and Pearl were already gone. "Grrr...fine..." She morphed into a ferocious dragon with dark purple scales, black wings, green eyes, blue claws, 2 pink tails and white fire. "If the wizard boy can't be a slave, he'll be a snack!" The dragon roared. Her big, black wings flapped and she was in the air. Wag and Pearl were talking on a hill (do you love rolling down hills, cuz I like rolling down hills :)). "Hey, do you hear the sound of flapping wings?" Pearl asked.
"No-" Wag heard the dragon land right behind him, he didn't want to turn around. When he did, he was wide-eyed and panicked, "H-Hey buddy..." Wag tried to smile but he was too scared. The dragon roared, "I'm no one's BUDDY," she licked her lips. "O-Oh, a mommy dragon. Heh, so..." Wag punched the dragon in the face, his hands glowed green. "Wanna do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
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Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.
FanfictionWaglington Magica was the 5th out of 10 children. He never got any attention and was always stuck alone in the corner with a book. Until 1 day when he found out he could cast spells and make potions as a wizard, Wag decided to run away and explore t...
