Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 74: Summoning a Demon is Fun

It was the day after Thanksgiving.
Waglington groaned in disappointment, "Killl meeeee!!!"
Pearl was working out because she gained 15 extra pounds during Thanksgiving.
Tom was reading a book while running on a treadmill while Matt and Phil were filming it, Tom got off for a break.
"I want to try-" the second that Phil laid a foot on the treadmill it turned on to full max.
"oH SHI-" he fell on his face.
Matt laughed so hard he cried.
Wag snickered, Pearl came back with 20 pounds lost.
"Christ woman, what are you? Magic? Oh wait."
Pearl rolled her eyes, she sat down on the couch and turned on the tv.
"We're here with-"
Click.
"I thought you loved-"
No.
"Look, the nastyass honey badger is eating larva. Larva! Look at that nasty fuc-"
Naw.
"Kiss kiss, fall in love!"
Later.
"Love me like you do."
Hell no.
"*50 Shades of Grey commercial*"
Nope nope nope.
"In 2016, Donald Trump may be president."
Who? I don't like him already.
"Let's go home..."
Pearl held back a tear.
"Sie sind das essen und wir sind die jäger!"
She painfully changed the channel.
Wag grabbed the remote.
"I'll go and try." He changed the channel to Doctor Who.
"But I don't waaaant to waaatch iiiit!!" Pearl whined.
Phil ran in the room with a large, dusty book.
"Guys! When I fell in the closet I found this book. Look!" He pointed to a page.
"It shows you how to summon a demon!" Phil's lips curled into a huge grin.
Matt sighed, "Fine."
"Yes! Don't worry, I'll get what we need! I'm sure we can find a gallon of blood somewhere." Phil ran off.
"What did we just let him do?" Pearl asked.
The afternoon was cold and rainy.
"Perfect weather." Phil smiled.
He drew the demonic circle shape and chanted the words.
i conjuro te satanica entia inferni
come ! daemones ! sic ego liberet te submouit
Satanus
Satanus
Satanus
liberavi te claustra gehennae
"Wait, what did we just do-"
A circle of fire surrounded everyone. Pearl jumped into Waglington's arms, he wiggled his eyebrows and she punched him in the chin.
A figure walked out of the fire.
"What a drag, I imagined this place to be much nicer than a wet, green forest." A demon with a magenta scarf and white leather jacket came out of the fire. He had shining pink eyes and blonde hair.
"Ciao darlings~ I'm Flávio, one of the more... cleaner demons."
"What did we just do." Matt groaned.
"Rude! At least you didn't get my brother or that narcissist, Roland. Seriously, he'd be glad to be summoned by you fools but then he'd do what he does with all his summoner and kill them so he could try and rule the world but then his scary-ass ex wife pulls him back down to hell."
Flávio couldn't stop ranting, he talked and talked all day long even if no one was listening.
He also wasted everyone's money on expensive Gucci and Prada items.
Pearl covered his ears with her pillow, "Make it stoooop!" She complained.
"I could of bought five whole cakes with the money you wasted! FIVE FUCKING WHOLE CAKES!!"
"Well I'm sorry, but if you wanted to summon and demon and get something either than me, I'd suggest making up another chant because-"
ego te ad inferos flavio vargas
"Oh dear!" The demon got sucked back into hell.
"Yesssss!" Pearl passed out on her bed.
The next morning she walked into the kitchen to see Wag, Tom and another demon having a cup of tea together and laughing.
"Who's this fucker?" Pearl asked, tired.
"This is Mr. Orihara." Waglington smiled and pointed at a red-eyed, black haired devil with a fluffy dark grey jacket.
"Oh please! Just call me Izaya." The devil laughed.
"Glad to be meeting you~" he grinned, sharp teeth showing.
"I'll be asleep, call me down when he leaves." Pearl walked back upstairs and collapsed on her bed.
When she woke up, Izaya wasn't there anymore.
"Thank god." she sighed in relief.
"We gave him to a friend of his, he seemed happier when we left him there." Phil frowned.
He opened his book and chanted another summoning spell.
"I thought we had to do some freaky ritual," Pearl yawned and stretched.
"Just learned that we only need to do a ritual if we want a high-class demon like Izaya or Flavio. If we want some easy, basic bitch demon then I can just chant some shit and we'll instantly get one for about two hours."
A tall, broad-shouldered demon with blue hair and blue eyes appeared.
"Bonjour, I'm Tsukiyama."
Pearl stared at it for a second, "I have a bad feeling about this one. Put it back."
"Yeah." Phil nodded and casted it back to hell.
"Frèēżęłø."
Phil froze in his place.
Tom grabbed the book out of his hands, "I'm going to have to confiscate this."
He walked off.
"Uñfrèēżęłø."
Phil unfroze and fell face-first on the floor.
Wag came in with a cake.
"What's the occasion?" Pearl asked.
"Well it was going to be for Alyssa because today is her birthday, but Mot never came by like he said so we can just eat it now." Waglington shrugged.
"Aw... HELL YEAH!" Pearl grabbed the cake and ate the whole fucking thing in 5 minutes.
"Welp," she opened the door.
"Time to run the calories off." Pearl ran out.
"Damn girl! No wonder you like her so much!" Phil blurted out loud.
Wag punched him in the face.

Hahaha, hi guys. Sorry I didn't update in so long! I have to take care of Tumblr, Vine, my other fanfic, and I'm watching 4 animes at the same time. So my schedule is really really packed, not to mention school, which is a hell hole. Also I'm working on a new design for Pearl.
-Ami-Chan