Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 43: GET BURNED SON!

{ No Edito} It was six in the morning. Pearl was sleeping on the couch since she couldn't go upstairs. Matt walked downstairs, he picked up a piece of bread and toasted it. Phil was behind him, "I see you have toast." he creepily whispered (Is it me or do u ship these two). Matt screamed, "AHH! WHAT HTE HELL!". Phil laughed so hard he fell. Pearl woke up because of the screaming. "I h8 u all." she groaned, rubbing her eye. "Same with you, m8." Phil winked, Pearl rolled her eyes and went back to sleep. Wag walked downstairs, "What do all want?" he complained. "Wow, you really shouldn't of made me scream." Matt looked at Phil with disappointment. "Yeah but was still funny." Phil smiled (Who wants to strangle him, raise your hand). "Pearl, can you-"

"Pearl is not here, she's asleep. Please leave a message after the 'beep', BEEP!" Her groan was covered by the muffle of her blanket.

Wag sighed and walked upstairs, a loud 'OW' was heard and he walked back downstairs with a black eye. Tom stomped downstairs, growling. "What's wrong with you, Bagelface?" Phil laughed, blue fire headed towards him. Matt jumped in front of Phil.

Nothing happened. No one spoke.

"Phil, I h8 you." Matt grunted. "WOAH! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?!" Phil screamed. "Fire absorbs fire." Matt explained to Phil like he was a three-year-old. Wag rolled his eyes (eye? Can u roll both eyes when ones a black eye?). Pearl grunted, she jumped out of the couch and went up to the walls. "Hey, watcha gonna do-" Phil looked traumatized.

Pearl slowly scratched the walls, she then walked over to the curtains and scratched them up. "PEARL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Wag screamed. "I AM FUCKING DONE!" Pearl stopped scratching the curtains, she picked up a piece of toast and walked straight out of the tower. "TALK TO ME WHEN YOUR NEW FRIENDS ARE ALL DEAD!" she screeched before stomping out and slamming the door. "Wow, now she's the Bagelface this morning." Phil pipped up. "Phil, shut the fuck up please." Wag said. Phil started blabbering about non-important things, changing the subject countless times. Phil didn't notice that Matt had set his cloak on fire. "*sniff sniff* Hey do you smell burn-ah ah AHHHHH!"

Phil screamed and ran around in circles. Tom facepalmed, "Oh, my god."

Matt laughed so hard he fell over, he was dying on the floor. Wag sighed and picked Phil from the hood. He took Phil's cloak off and put it in the water filled sink. "That easy," he sighed.

"HAHAHA! GET BURNED, SON!" Matt laughed. Phil glared at him and teleported random water above him. Phil dropped the water and Matt screamed, "OW OW OW OW OW OW! DUDE, YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!" Matt almost burned out. "I almost died too."

"Actually, the fire didn't touch you skin and wouldn't of." Wag corrected.

Matt gigged and tripped Phil, now they were both in a puddle of water. (#ThisIsGoingOnMyShippingWall)

Hi guys! I now ship Matt and Phil, but one day... I swear one day... It will be luxury cruised by more people either then me. Cuz seriously, if people ship Wag and Devisor Gaines (I've seen it), theres a chance that people will ship Matt and Phil. Also, theres an important thing i need to discuss, Golden Tabby Tigers. Those things are BEAUTIFUL! And they're endangered because of stupid humans! Liek, why would you hunt the tiger when you can just get a faker, better pelt on eBay? They probably have things like that in stock. Duh!

-StopKillingAnimalsForNOREASON!