Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 35: Squee!

{WARNIN: NOT EDITED}Wag and Pearl left Ianite's house again. They were looking for a town to stay in since they had nothing else. Sure Wag would conjure up an apple or something made up magic but Pearl would refuse to eat it. She said it taste like dicks. He sighed and bit into the apple, Wag instantly spit it out. "It DOES taste like dicks!" He complained. She snickered, "What?" Wag asked. "That's what she said." Pearl let out a long, loud laugh. She fell to the ground and was dying. After five minutes she got back up, "Oh. Oh, that was good!" Pearl had a grin on her face while Wag had an annoyed frown painted on his. "Less laughing, more surviving." Wag rolled his eyes. "Ok, party pooper." Pearl laughed. After and hour, the two Neanderthals friends reached a town near the Inertia. "Hello kind sir and ma'am." A townsman greeted. "Hello." Pearl smiled (Btws, there will be a lot of smiling, laughing and rolling of the eyes in this chapter. So don't get sick of those words). All the townspeople happily waved and smiled. "These people are freaking me out." Wag whispered to Pearl. "Hey! Apart from Ianite, these are high quality kindness you can only get here!" She hit him. Pearl ran off and talked to a guy holding some signs. She ran back to Wag with a key, "We just got a free house for a week!" She squeed in excitement. "At what price? I know it wasn't for free."
"Yeah... we kinda need more food...." Pearl said. Wag gave her the, 'are you frickin kidding me, woman' (I give that look to my friends ALL the time). "What?! Would you rather live on the streets for a week?"
"Who said we were staying here for a week?"
"Well, I didn't give that guy all of our food to stay for a day!"
"Ugh!"
"Don't, 'Ugh' me!"
"We're not staying for a week!" Wag yelled. Pearl glared at Wag, she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled his face closer to hers. "Look asshole, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Which one would you chose?" Pearl gridded her teeth. "I'm not taking orders from a bitch." Wag gridded his teeth. {Five minutes later} "AWW...!" Waglington had three big scratches on his arm, six bite marks on his leg and a fresh slap mark on his cheek. "Cats aren't dogs, which doesn't make me a bitch. Got it?!" Pearl said. "Got it..." Wag said painfully.

HEY GUYS! SORRY THIS WAS A SHORT CHAPTER! WHY AM I YELLING!?
That's better. So I watched the season finale and since u guys didn't tell me. I won't tell you. *sob* I'm just saying. It was BEAUTIFUL! So ye. Have fun!
-Cako