Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 34: Spark Made Pie!

Wag was sitting on the couch with Pearl, she was laying her head on his shoulder. "Hey Pearl,"
"Where did you get that katana?" He asked. "Oh, umm..."
"I kind of... melted that big ass sword you gave me into a katana because I know how to use them better, also that sword was WAY to big and heavy."
"I thought you said it was light."
"A cat never tells the truth" (btws that's a made up saying).
"Fuck you." Wag frowned.
"I love you too!" Pearl smiled. Ianite came in with a pie, "Yay! Pie!" Pearl cheered.
"Ianite I have a question,"
"Yes?"
"Do you run out of cooking supplies?"
"No, never. Well, sometimes. But that's only if I backed exactly twenty of my special, Pie-A-Nites." (Yeah, but who's gonna bake twenty pies and have nothing left over)
"What's a Pie-A-Nite? It sounds poisonous." Pearl pipped up. "Oh no, no. My Pie-A-Nites are very delicious! That's what most people say." Ianite smiled and put the pie down on the table. "Mmm, what kind?"
"Cherry pie! Spark made it!" The goddess beamed. Pearl stopped chewing when she said that, "Wait, Spark made it?" Pearl stuttered. "Yes, Spark made it!" Ianite repeated. Instantly, Wag and Pearl spit out the pie and washed their tongues. "Are Sparks pies that bad? Let me try some."
"NO! It might poison the baby! That's how bad they are!"
Ianite dropped the plate with the piece of pie on it, she sighed and walked upstairs. Spark came in, "You told her that my pies were poisonous, didn't you?"
"Mmm.... yeah." Wag and Pearl said at the same time. "*sigh* I hate you two." Spark sighed. Pearl and Wag grinned and nodded at each other, then they both said, "I love you too!" And laughed their asses off. Spark rolled his eyes and walked upstairs, Pearl started annoyingly poking Wag. He slapped her hand and she slapped his cheek, Wag flicked Pearl's nose and smiled. She yelped and punched Wag's nose. Ianite came in to the room right when Wag was about to hit Pearl again. She awkwardly walked back upstairs, backwards. "Wag," Pearl poked Wag. "Yes." He breathed. "I. Dare you. To eat. A slice of Spark's pie." She swayed her tail and purred. "AW HELL NAW! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, POISON ME?" Waglington screamed. Pearl raised an eyebrow, "If I wanted you to die what kind of friend does that make me?"
"I don't know. Not-a-friend?"
"Wag, stop using made up words, you're sixteen." Pearl sat up and walked off.
"Stop using made up words, wah!" Wag mimicked. "I heard you!" She called from a distance. "I heard you!" He mimicked again. Suddenly, another throwing knife barely touched the tip of a hair on the top Wag's head. Pearl was on the other side of the room. Waglington casted a projectile spell and it hit Pearl. "ARRGG!" She moaned. "I HATE YOU!" Pearl yelled.
"I love you too!" Wag laughed.

HEY GUYS! So I'm only watching to end of Mianite on Friday because I have Mianite loving friends over on Friday and we're watching the season finale that day even though it's already out. So don't gimme any spoilers.
-Mawiage Iz Wwhat Bwings Us Togewah Today (Princess Bride quote.)