Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 71: WTF

Pearl came back with four grocery bags. "I'm back!" She chirped.
When entering the living room, Pearl dropped both the bags and stared at the room.
Smol Phil was waving around a towel that had caught flame.
Wag was trying CPR on Little Matt, who was passed out.
Young Tom was sitting on top of the chandelier, reading a book.
Ianite was strangling Dianite probably because he destroyed her cake (hint: smashed cake on the ground next to them).
Spark was trying to stop them but ultimately failed.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!" Pearl screamed.
Everyone stopped and turned their attention to Pearl.
"How did this even start?" Wag asked himself.
Pearl threw a grocery bag, it hit Waglington in the middle of his forehead.
She dropped the rest of the groceries and stormed upstairs,
"I SHOULD SEE A CLEAN LIVING ROOM BY THE TIME I GET MY ASS OUT OF THE SHOWER OR I WILL SET ALL OF YOUR WARDROBES ON FIRE, GOT THAT?!"
Everyone nodded their head 'yes'.
"Guys, how do we clean this?" Spark panicked.
"I don't know but all of my dresses are expensive and she knows how to get into our house." Ianite panicked.
After 15 minutes, Pearl stepped out of the shower.
She put on sweat pants and a hoodie and walked downstairs.
The room was squeaky clean.
"Oh, that's great. I honestly thought some clothes had to burn today."
Pearl smiled.
She was then shocked to see Tom, Phil and Matt back to normal.
"That's great, I didn't want to deal with those brats anymore." Pearl mumbled.
Phil was roasting marshmallows on Matt's head while he was sleeping and, like always, Tom was reading a book.
Ianite and Dianite were having a bake off. And Spark and Wag were setting up the house.
"What's happening?" Pearl asked.
"People are coming over." Wag said.
"Why?"
"Because it's Thanksgiving." Tom answered.
Pearl blinked.
"What's that."
Ianite and Dianite both dropped their bowls of icing and gasped.
Phil dropped the marshmallow on a stick into Matt's hair and gasped.
Wag and Spark dropped whatever they were holding and gasped.
Tom didn't do anything.
"What?" Pearl tilted her head.
"YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THANKSGIVING IS?!" Everyone screamed.
"No..."
"HOW?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CHRISTMAS OR HALLOWEEN IS?!" Phil screeched.
"Pardon?"
Everyone screamed again. (Am I the only one who can perfectly imagine this in an anime? Preferably Noragami?)
"Seriously, what the fuck are these things?" Pearl asked.
After some time that I don't really want to write down, Ianite descriptively explained what holidays were to Pearl.
"Oh,"
"Yes, these holidays are very important to sane people like us!" Ianite smiled.
"Yeah, 'sane'." Pearl thought.
The goddess opened one eye, "I can read your mind. Remember?" She said with a dark aura surrounding her.
"Oh shit." Pearl thought to herself.
" 'Oh shit' indeed."
"Ianite, the cake is done baking." Spark called.
The aura around Ianite magically disappeared, "Okay~" she sang and sauntered over to the oven.
Pearl screamed internally, she walked over to Wag and hugged his leg.
"Please don't go insane like the rest of them." She whispered.
"Yeah... I'll try, but I think you already joined them." Waglington rolled his eyes.

Hey guys!
Sorry I took so long, Hanukkah just ended I think. And for my Christmas, err, Hanukkah gift, I'll probably be getting the Tokyo Ghoul manga series *squeals of joy* also the whole scene that went on is actually a gif I know, I have no idea how to insert gifs on Wattpad yet but I do know how to make pictures in the comments section so check that out because I'll be trying to show you guys what I mean. Trying.
-Cake