Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 73: Thanksgiving Part 2

Everyone sat down at the Quartz table.
A diamond chandelier swayed above the table.
Pearl ended up changing into a pullover, tights and fuzzy socks because she was getting super uncomfortable in the dress and heels.
The table was packed with other relatives that came later.
Matt's parents came, but everyone liked it better when they weren't there. (God, they couldn't shut up if their lives depended on it).
Matt seemed really annoyed and embarrassed. I wouldn't blame him because his parents are the most embarrassing thing ever since last Friday.
Wag's parents didn't come, he sighed in relief.
The door suddenly slammed open.
Pearl choked on her finger sandwich, "jESUS CHRIST!"
A woman with waist-long, rose colored hair sneered at Waglington. Her lime green eyes scanned the room.
"Ârbōlįc."
The woman froze right on the spot.
"What are you doing here, Rose?" Waglington sighed.
"Well I am sorry, but you need to come home with me!" She struggled.
"No." Wag smiled.
"What do you mean 'no'?!" Rose screeched.
Waglington sat back down at the table, "I mean no, I'm staying here. You're going to have to pry my cold, dead hands off of this table in order to get me to leave."
"Is it wrong to say that I'm kind of interested in your evil sister?" Phil asked.
"Šhūtênø." Tom cursed.
Phil's mouth instantly shut.
"Yessss." Matt whispered.
"I really should of learned that earlier in life..." Tom mumbled.
Ianite brought in a turkey that was three times the size of a regular turkey.
"HOLY HELL!" Pearl screamed.
The goddess saw Rose, her eyes glowed purple.
Wag's sister teleported back to his home town.
"Thank you." He thanked.
Ianite smiled and set down the monstrous turkey on the table, it almost broke the table.
Everyone dug in.
Pearl and Alyssa ate the most turkey, everybody watched as they strangled each other over the bigger piece.
"Okay! That's enough! Don't kill each other." Mot settled the fight.
Everyone basically passed out 30 minutes later.
"Dessert~" Ianite sang.
Everybody's eyes sprang open, they all ran towards the table and watched the goddess gracefully set down the many plates of different desserts.
Phil passed out at the sight of it.
"So, Wag over there looks like he likes you." One of Matt's younger sisters giggled.
Matt had three sisters; Ignis, Flamma and Ustrina were 15 year old triplets.
"What do you think of him?" Ignis grinned.
"He's my friend. Brofriend, not boyfriend." Pearl stuffed her mouth with Danish pastries.
"Oh my god, what would you do if a boy didn't like how you looked?" Flamma asked.
The three screamed.
"Oh no, a cute boy does not like my appearance! Whatever will I do?" Pearl said sarcastically.
"Listen, don't let some dumbass guy change who you are. That's stupid. If he doesn't like how you look, don't give a fuck. It's not like it's the end of the world,"
Wag winked at Pearl, she smiled at him.
"Is that true?" Ustrina shuddered.
"Yeah! You girls should stay how you are." She shrugged.
"Thank you!" The triplets said, they all sat up and walked away.
Waglington moved next to Pearl, he fake yawned and put his arm around her shoulder.
Pearl rolled her eyes and smiled, she bit Wag's arm.
"Ow!" He yelped.
"That's what you get, ass-crack." Pearl laughed.
Déité shot daggers at Pearl, she glared at her. Déité walked over to Phil, "Tell Tom to come over here." She demanded.
"But-"
"Do it, now!"
Without question, Phil walked over to Tom and asked him to see Déité.
"Yes?" Tom said, emotionlessly.
"What do you know about Ianite?"
"I know that she likes to make and eat pie. She's a goddess. She has two children and she's married to that guy over there." Tom pointed at Spark.
"Why do you ask?" He questioned.
"No reason at all," Déité gave a fake smile.
Martha sauntered over to Ianite (I forgot if Martha was born yet or whatever)
"Mommy! Mommy! I made you a picture!" she handed her a perfectly drawn picture Mona Lisa.
"Wonderful!" Ianite patted Martha on the head, she giggled and ran back to the other room full of little kids.
Martha hugged her older brother, Helgrind, who was petting a bunny.
"Stop it!" He yelled.
"No!" Martha hugged tighter, Helgrind dropped the bunny and it ran off into the other room.
"See what you did?" He chased after the bunny.
"Mission complete, hehehehe..." (Note: Little Martha was cute and smol but also evil and smarter than you think. The only person who knows of her evilness is Tom, who doesn't really give a shit)
"Daddy! I can't find Abraham." Helgrind cried.
"Don't worry, we'll find him." Spark smiled.
"Okay!" He sprinted into the other room.
"You made him drop it, didn't you?" Tom looked down at Martha.
She smiled innocently, then a dark aura surrounded her "That stupid bunny gnawed on my dollys and something tells me that Helgrind gave them to it."
"Martha dear~" Ianite called.
"Coming mommy!" Martha ran off to Ianite.
"I wonder if I was that smart as a kid." Tom thought out loud.

Hey guys! So so sorry for not updating. I've been writing this Spamano fanfiction and so far it has 7 chapters with around 1200-1400 words in each chapter. If you guys don't mind, I'll probably stop at Chapter 100 because I can't keep doing this for my whole life
Also, Ignis, Flamma and Ustrina all mean fire or something that has to do with fire in Latin. Thank you Google Translate! (I know little about Latin)
-Ami-Chan