Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 75: Uh Oh

    Waglington was reading a book until something hit him. He immediately passed out.
"Oi! Wag! You okay?" Pearl stood over him.
Or should I say...
Her.
"What the HELL?!"
All the windows probably broke.
Phil walked out of her room, "WAG! PEARL! TOM! MATT!" She seemed more excited than confused.
"LOOK!" She pointed at her chest.
"I. HAVE. BOOBS!!"
Waglington punched Phil in the boob and she fell over.
"Fuck, these hurt!" She whined.
"Yeah, welcome to my world..." Pearl rolled her eyes.
Tom walked in, she flipped her long black hair.
"Why is Tom hotter as a girl?" Phil blurted out.
Both Wag and Pearl smacked her in the back of the head.
"THE FUCK?!" A crash was heard from two doors down the hallway, then smoke came out of Matt's room and burning noises were heard.
Matt tumbled down the stairs and landed on her ass.
"Jesus Christ," she complained.
"Well, what turned you into girls?" Pearl asked.
"Oh, I honestly thought you did it." Tom said, looking at Pearl.
"No. Why would I?"
Everyone stared at her, lots and lots of reasons forming.
"Don't answer that." She sighed.
"Phil, what the ever-loving fuck are you doing?" Tom asked flatly.
Phil didn't say anything, she just kept braiding Tom's hair.
And Phil really sucked at braiding hair.
Wag screamed out loud for no reason, then she started crying, and then she started laughing.
"What the bloody hell is going on???" Waglington said in between laughs.
"I think mood swings and periods are having a different effect on our magic, wizard bodies." Tom explained.
Wag burst into tears again, this time they were tears of magic so blue orchids grew whenever the tears hit the ground.
"Okay, okay, we understand. You liked Zane from One Direction." Tom rolled her eyes (I can't remember which one left b/c I honestly don't give a shit about 1D so don't get mad if I'm wrong).
Matt curled up in a little ball of fire and fell asleep.
"Aw," Phil tried petting her but she got her hand burned and her sleeve caught flame.
"AAAAAHHHHaaaahhAAAAHHH!!!!" Phil screamed and ran around.
"While she's doing that..." Tom sighed sarcastically.
Wag kept crying, soon she was in a circle of blue orchids growing on top of blue orchids growing on top of blue orchids.
"oH SHIT MY SKIRT CAUGHT FLAME!!!!" Phil screeched.
Pearl couldn't help but laugh, she fell to the ground laughing.
Waglington was in a cylinder cage of blue orchids.
"Jesus Christ!" Tom was losing her patience.
"Hey, do you know the term, 'my ass is on fire'? WELL MY ASS IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!!!" Phil ran around, she spread the fire to every flammable item in the living room.
Tom lost her shit and hit Phil in the face with a baseball bat she picked up from the closet.
Pearl swirled around a glass of wine.
"I wonder what it'll be like to be a boy," she thought out loud.
"WELL ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEING THIS TWISTED BITCH!! NOT TO MENTION BACK PROBLEMS!!" Phil screamed and punched Tom in the face.
Matt woke up, she yawned and walked casually over to the counter where Pearl was sitting.
"Oh you're awake, finally-"
Matt sprawled out on the counter and fell asleep in 3 seconds flat.
"At least she isn't break any-"
She sleep-punched the wine glass into Pearl's lap and rolled off the counter, Matt then kicked the already-open cabinet full of glass plates.
Pearl gridded her teeth, "-never mind then..."
Phil and Tom got caught in the blue orchid cylinder cage Wag was stuck in, they both fell on top of her.
Tom tried sitting up but the orchids got tangled in her hair, same with Phil and Waglington.
"This is your fault!" Phil hissed.
"We'll get out in a second!" Tom tried sitting up again, the more she struggled, the more tangled she got.
"Can this get any worst?" Wag whined.
Matt woke up again, she laid back down on the counter, stretched, and accidentally hit the full wine bottle onto the girls.
"Oops, sorry." Matt apologized flatly and fell asleep.

Hi guys! Sorry for not updating, I was going to three hours ago but I finished MeMeMe and had to look at the wall for two hours in order to process what the fucking fuck I just watched.
-Ami-Chan