Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.

Chapter 67: Meow

The darkness cleared up, a figure walked out of a cloud of black smoke.
The sound of metal hitting the ground was heard by everyone.
Another shing was heard and all the smoke disappeared.
A single word was said...
"Meow meow, motherfuckers."
She launched herself onto Wag, he fell over.
"Long time, no see." She smiled like nothing tragic happened (*cough cough*).
"P-P-P-" he was utterly stunned.
Wag hugged her,
"I missed you so motherfucking much, Pearl." He smiled.
"How was it in the after-"
Marcinite put a hand in Waglington's mouth,
"Whatever you do, do not ever tell a reincarnated person that they were dead. They'll think that they were just somewhere else like New York or some shit." Marcinite explained, she then disappeared into a cloud of purple smoke.
"How was it in.... uh, wherever you went?" Wag gave Pearl a sheepish grin.
"Oh, you mean Italy? It was great there! I got my hair dyed." Pearl showed off her light pink curls. Even her ears were light pink, well one was, the other was a darker shade. There were two 'X' shaped, lime green clips on one side of her hair. She had a fuchsia jacket with a dark grey fuzzy hood, one hand was painted hot pink and the other was painted bright blue.
Her eyes were still the beautiful shade of jade that Wag could spend all day staring into. "So, like the new look?" Pearl's eyes fluttered.
Wag stared at her in awe, blushing.
The ground shook, steam emitted from the marble floors.
"RUN OUT!!" Dianite yelled, the flower that he was incased in was in flames.

Phil and Tom's numbing weared off, Phil picked up Matt and jumped out the window.

Waglington grabbed Pearl's wrist and ran outside with her.

They were at the edge of the floating island.

"Wag! There's no-"

"I know."

He jumped.

All of it was falling for a long time, they didn't even know if they would make it alive.

Yet, nobody cared.

They've all been free falling for a long time, not even knowing what was under them.

Void was underneath them.

She created that void so they wouldn't all fall to their deaths.

She sewed a blanket of space because she found the warmth in her heart, the warmth that she's been missing for a long time now.

"I'll be here." she whispered before disappearing.

Wag was dazed when he woke up on a field of daisies in the Inertia.

"Guys?" he asked. Waglington only got one reply.

"Ugguuuu..." Phil moaned.

"Turn off the motherfucking alarm, mom...." (author's note: Pearl sleep-complains).

Matt was almost burned out, he was like a candle when the candle has been burning for 45 fucking hours.

Tom groggily got up and picked up a lighter, he walked over to Matt and relit him (I don't even know how "Matt Anatomy" works).

The fire teen yawned and stretched, then fell back asleep.

"Wake up you lazy fucks." Wag rolled his eyes.

"At least you haven't been falling to your death, oh wait you have been." Phil's voice was muffled in daisies and grass. Waglington sighed and dragged all of the lazy fucks one-by-one to the tower, the same Wizard tower that was 4 miles away from where they stand. After dragging everyone to the tower, which took 2 hours, Wag went to his room and collapsed on his bed. 

Phil barged through the door, "WAKE UP YOU LAZY FUCK!"

Wag opened his bloodshot eyes, "Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone." he threw a rock at Phil's stomach. Matt walked passed Waglington's room, he saw Phil on the floor, groaning in pain.

"Wag, don't be so pissy." he chuckled. Wag's neck snapped the other way, "I'VE BEEN DRAGGING YOUR LAZY ASSES TO THIS FUCKED UP TOWER!!" the Wizard slammed the door and locked it.

He collapsed on the bed and quickly fell asleep, he dreamed of the different shades of purple that he remembered seeing when falling through the life-saving void he was placed in. Wag dreamed about seeing the silhouette that sacrificed itself for the Wizards and Pearl, he saw Ianite and Marcy arguing and then he woke up.

Waglington woke up in a lake, he woke up on his mattress in the lake to be specific.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" his high-pitched scream echoed.

Matt, Tom, Pearl and Phil laughed. They all fell to the floor, laughing. "OH MAH GOD!" Phil snorted.

Wag slammed the door open.

"Bentornato il mio amore~" Pearl couldn't stop giggling.

"ferme ta bouche de salope." Wag glared at her.

"Don't be rude, mon amour." Pearl blew a kiss and Wag grabbed it, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.

"What is this European shit language they keep languaging about?" Phil asked Tom. Matt looked at the two guys and shrugged. 

 "Why are you guys arguing?" Phil raised an eyebrow.

Waglington's eye twitched, "I don't know, maybe its the fact that I found myself in the middle of a MOTHERFUCKING LAKE!" 

"It was a joke." Matt smiled.

"[insert demon voice here] A JOKE?!" glass shattered around Wag.

"RUN BITCH RUN!" Pearl ran for the hills, taking Matt, Phil and Tom.

Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa kēkidesu (Hello, my name is Cake).

So, sorry for the oh-so-very-long hiatus, I have school work to do and it fucking sucks. Also I lost motivation in everything, I don't feel like doing anything but eat sleep and tumblr. So, that's my life.

-Cake