"Are we there yet?" Phil whined. "We're not there yet." Tom gridded his teeth. "Are we there yet-"
"NO!" Everyone screamed. "Seriously, when do we get there?" Wag asked Ianite. "I'm pretty sure we're meeting Spark, Helgrind, Dianite and Mot at the site in an hour." Ianite smiled. "UGH!" Phil moaned. "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ITS NOT THAT LONG YOU LAZY-ASS BAFOON!" The goddess shrieked. Phil frowned, "Don't sweat it, Phil." Wag handed him a bag of Corn Nuts and he gasped in excitement (that's actually a trait of mine, I will do anything for Corn Nuts because they're my favorite American food). Phil purred in satisfaction and Wag looked at his shoes. He sighed and kept on walking. "Oh, are you sad about-"
Matt covered Phil's mouth. "Your diet! He means your diet." Matt finished the sentence and smiled awkwardly. Wag shrugged and kept on walking. It was sunset, "Phil, can I see the map?" Ianite asked. "What map?" Phil took a bite out of a sandwich. "T-The map that I gave you..."
"Oooooh! That map! Yeah, I gave it to Wag."
Waglington looked at Phil weirdly. "The only thing you gave me was a sandwich."
"Yeah, the sandwich had the map in it. I had no other ingredients and I didn't want you to just eat a piece of bread."
Ianite looked at Phil with wide eyes, "WHAT?!" She screamed. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Ianite yelled,
"Because I'm smart like that." Phil smiled. Matt facepalmed and Wag tried scrubbing his tongue with his hand.
Hi guys! Even though I'm updating a chapter, I'm not feeling better at all. For instance, some annoying guy I know mistaken my cold sore for Herpes and makes fun of me for that. Also my dads pressuring me into doing soccer, I'm doing it, but I suck at kicking and my stomach hates me too.
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Waglington: It All Started With A Cloak And Some Magic.
FanfictionWaglington Magica was the 5th out of 10 children. He never got any attention and was always stuck alone in the corner with a book. Until 1 day when he found out he could cast spells and make potions as a wizard, Wag decided to run away and explore t...
