Danmachi Short stories

Syr can be Dangerous (One-shot)

In Orario there's a place which is famous for its amazing delicacies and drinks. It is enjoyed by almost everyone in the city, another reason that its famous is because of its beautiful staff which some says rivals the gods in their beauties. But make no mistake the waitresses in the establishment may have beauty and grace but if anyone lays a finger on one of the waitresses. It is said they will feel the wrath of hell itself. The name of this establishment is. 

The Hostess of Fertility 

Syr: Here you go order for table for please enjoy!

Man1: Thank you very much

As the Man was about to eat his food he noticed Syr was still standing next to his table unmoving. She was showing as Smile that seemed to show she was waiting for his reaction

Man1: Uh...

As he took a bite and began to chew his food he suddenly stopped moving. Soon after he dropped the spoon he was holding as well. And as expected it wasn't long before he fainted right that moment. 

Syr: Oh my Oh my. Dear customer are you alright what ever is the matter?

Man1: ....................................

The man was out cold. He couldn't even manage to give a response to Syr question. 

Mia or as the staff would call her Mama Mia saw what happened from the counter. It didn't take long for her to put together what happened and immediately shouted at her suspected culprit. 

Mia: SYRRRR!

Syr: Hieeee!!

Mia: Tell me were you the one who cooked this Mans food?

Syr: Um......Uh........Well.......Mama anyone could have cooked that, what a tragedy indeed. Don't worry Mama Mia I will find out who cooked this immediately.

Mia saw through Syr lie immediately and gave her a light chop on the head. 

Syr: Owie!

Mia: Don't try to hide it its pretty obvious it was you who cooked the mans food. There's no one else in this Pub who can make food as terrible as you. That includes our clumsy little elf. (Pointing at Ryu bringing plates to be washed)

Ryu: Mama Mia there's no need to worry about me.  I'm not at clumsy as I us-------

While speaking Ryu managed to trip herself and proceeded to drop all the plates she was holding onto the floor shattering them all in the process. When Ryu managed to regain her bearings she looked at the mess that she caused and immediately paled. 

Ryu: Oh no no no no..... Mia this was uh....

Mia: Like I said Clumsy. (she said to Syr. She then looked to Ryu and shouted) YOU CLUMSLY ELF IM DEDUCTING THAT FROM YOUR SALARY!.

Ryu: AAAWWAAAAA!!!!. Stupid, clumsy elf I am. (Ryu left to get the broom and clean up the mess she made) 

Mia: Now as I was saying earlier There is no-----

When Mia looked back to Syr she saw that the girl in question was no where to be seen having already fled to avoid the wrath of the angry dwarf.

Mia: Oh that little vixen.

In another part of the Pub

Syr: Hmmmmm I wonder what went wrong we the food I made?. I mean I followed all the steps from the cooking book?. Oh well practice makes perfect lets try to make another one!.

And again Syr went back to creating another dish that her favorite person would enjoy. She continuously used the pubs customers as her test sub--- (Cough) Taste testers until she had something that matched her standards ( Inhuman standards)

Syr: YES! finally I'm certain Bell is going to enjoy the lunch I made for him 

As Syr began to put the "food" she made for bell to the lunch box there were some left overs in the pot she used to cook and coincidentally as she left to go to the main entrance of the pub to wait for Bell. Anya came walking by and saw the pot.

Anya: Food Nya? Im Hurnry Nya. Itadakimas!!!!

Anya took one bite from what she thought to be food and that's all it took for her, a level 4 former member of the mighty Freya Familia to be brought to her knees barely conscious. 

Anya: NYA!. Poursounous Nya!. This might just finish me off Nya.

Syr: Bell here's your lunch for today.

Bell: ahahahah. Thank you Syr, honestly you don't need to keep making lunch for me now. My Familia has grown for us to all have adequate lunch for all of us going to the dungeon.

Syr: Oh please Bell I enjoy making lunch for you. Or do you not want me making them? (Syr forms fake tears in her eyes" 

Bell: Of course not Im very grateful for all that you've done for me Syr, and with that I will gladly take this lunch box the you so have generously made for me. (Nervous)

Syr: That's the spirit Bell now take care in  the dungeon. 

Bell: We will goodbye Syr.

A Bell left the Pub to head into the dungeon Syr makes her way back inside where she sees an unconscious Anya.

Syr: Oh dearie me. ehe

END.