DISCONTINUED!
➥ "Aren't you even a little bit angry, Y/n? After all... we've deceived you for your entire existence."
In which a modern-day teenager got abruptly hurled into Teyvat's ancient past, long before the main story unfolds. Yet, this journe...
ok, this is new - radio silence from your end. did a dragon eat u?
y/n!
helloooo??
hey, get this – i have some fab news
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I BUMPED INTO XEN AT THE MALL A FEW HRS AGO!
he's acting all grumpy cuz u took his fav hoodie on your interdimensional field trip, lmao
[04:00 am]
Cleo:
i kinda accidentally rigged your phone signal so we could text across realms (mad skills, ik) ur dad says there's a glitch in the matrix or something
he's gonna do some techy magic to fix it, but in the meantime, the line's gonna be dead. ghost town. nada.
i have no idea how that translates in teyvat years, but here's hoping it's not another millennia for u 💀
once it's fixed, we can chat through my phone and ur dad's ancient relic - i mean, ipad. he said it's all about that long game
so... catch you on the flip side? don't let any ancient curses get u down.
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⚠️Automatic Message from Interdimensional Comm-link⚠️ [This message was pre-recorded and has been activated due to current communication anomaly.]
Greetings, beloved user of this interdimensional marvel, aka 'The Phone.' We regret to inform you that the connection to Earth has been temporarily severed. Imagine a thousand-year-old bridge crumbling. That's what's happening, but in space signals—
Your metaphorical description is as inefficient as your work ethic. To be concise, communication with Earth is unavailable due to a disruption in the interdimensional signals. We are addressing the issue—
Geez, man, take a chill pill! Our dear phone user here needs to know we got their back! One of us is conjuring digital spells (him), and the other is mentally preparing for a cosmic power nap (yours truly)—
Addressing the user: Your interstellar communication device will be back in function once the issue is resolved. In the meantime, be assured that we are working diligently...well, at least one of us is. The third developer is currently predisposed, possibly saving another universe or grabbing a latte—
Ha, and they say I'm the slacker! Hang in there, space wanderer! Your connection will be back faster than you can say 'My phone has more personalities than a reality TV show.'—
