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by Playbackbitch

by Playbackbitch

NY: What are you stupid?
NJ: Yes. Yes I am. Thank you for realizing.

MA: You wanna go get dunks?
NJ, mocking his accent very badly on purpose: You wanna go get dunks?
MA: You sonovabitch
NJ: You sonovabitch
NY, watching: That's my boy
MA: *smacks New Jersey*
NY: No my boy
NJ: Father help

NJ: Wanna light stuff on fire?
CA: Dude, that's not a good idea. But hell yes.
NJ: Knew you'd agree, what are we lightin first?
CA: Uh I dunno dude, maybe Pennsylvania?
NJ: I'd love to California, but he'd kill me, so would Yorkie
CA: Why would New York kill you?
NJ: Because if I did that he'd have a reason and he's been waiting for a reason since I called him Yorkie for a week straight while annoying him
CA: I'm sorry you what
NY, watching: Don't refer to me as Yorkie. Ever.
CA: *jumps* holy hell dude, don't scare me like that
NY: Sorry Cal, was intending to scare Jersey
NJ: *is already gone*
CA: Looks like you accomplished that
NY: Alright, do you know where my metal bat is?
CA: Oh, yeah, for some reason it's in my room? Not sure why though, I think someone put it there or something
NY: Probably, because I don't go into your damn room. And whoever touched my bat is gonna die.
CA: Does that include me?
NY: No, why?
CA: I moved it because it was on my bed. I put it on the same shelf I put the chambara equipment
NY: Alright thanks
CA: No problem dude