Orlando: Hiii how are yallllll
Sacramento: Was sleeping, now I'm not.
Baton Rouge: Ah, too bad. Anyways, who else is up?
NYC: Me.
Orlando: Not a surprise.
Anoka: I am.
Orlando: Now that's a surprise, for my Midwest girly.
Anoka: Really?
Baton Rouge: To be fair, you do have a set sleep schedule surprisingly.
Pine Barrens: Teach me your ways.
Baton Rouge: Eyy our Jersey giirrllll
NYC: How's college been?
Pine Barrens: Sucky. But I have to go to college to be a morgue worker, so eh, worth it.
Anoka: Morgue work? Cool.
Orlando: Right I forgot you're going to college for that :p
Baton Rouge: I think everyone forgot.
San Antonio: What are you fucks doing up
Orlando: YEEEE MY FAVORITE SINGULAR TEXAN FEMALE CITTYYY
San Antonio: I'm leaving
Orlando: NO
Sacramento: I'm trying to study.
Baton Rouge: Good kid.
Sacramento: Stop.
NYC: No calling Sacramento a good girl or good kid, we all know she has a praise kink and authority issues.
Sacramento: Shut it.
Pine Barrens: Anyways there's this guuyyy
Anoka: HUH?
NYC: Do not. College dating is the worst choice ever.
Orlando: Is he the 'save a horse, ride a cowboy' vibes?
Pine Barrens: Oh absolutely
Orlando: Ooooooo
Baton Rouge: I don't need to hear about this.
Pine Barrens: Well you're gonna. He's hot, he's Texan, and he dresses like a cowboy. He's in my German class, and we got assigned to a project together
Orlando: OOOO
Anoka: Oh cool
NYC: Don't encourage this.
Baton Rouge: I don't want to hear about this, I refuse.
Sacramento: Oh speaking of languages Florida called California a gringo again for not pronouncing Los Ángeles properly.
Orlando: It is Spanish, therefore, pronounce it Spanishly.
NYC: Spanishly?
Orlando: Spanishly.
Pine Barrens: Right, I'm going, I gotta work on the projeectttt
Orlando: Smash him and describe it in German.
Pine Barrens: Good idea.
NYC: DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS!
Orlando: Too late, already done.
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States Oneshots (Jersey-centric)
FanfictionOriginally strictly NY and NJ, now all states. Also one-shots.
