Rhode Island: New Jersey's a ✨ sloot ✨
New York: I think everyone was aware
New Jersey: Are fricking kidding me?
Vermont: They're not wrong
New Jersey: Shut up, Vermont, you're a bottom
New York: So are you
Rhode Island: New York how do you know that?
New York: It's called we do stuff.
New Jersey: Shut your mouth.
New Hampshire: Ew. I don't want to hear about this.
Maine: I'm going to find Alaska.
New Jersey: Why, so that you can make love with him?
Pennsylvania: New Jersey I know what you did last night. At the bar. With New York. I was there.
New Jersey: Shut up
Pennsylvania: Fine.
A/N: It's short because it's my birthday and I'm feeling kinda lazy so eh
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States Oneshots (Jersey-centric)
FanfictionOriginally strictly NY and NJ, now all states. Also one-shots.
