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by Playbackbitch

NJ: Hey Pines, Woodbridge, and AC caught a 6-foot long snake
MA: THEY DID WHAT!?
NJ: Pines is holding it right now
PA: Your daughters are insane
NJ: I know. They want to keep it.
NY: Well Texas was def wrong about girls being easier to raise than boys
NJ: Ikr!? Like, my sons are troublesome but they've never done crap like this! I love my kids all the same though
NY: Yeah, same with my kiddos
PA: And mine too
MA: The main difference is that NJ has more daughters. I think the only sons he has are JC, Trenton, Princeton, and Red Bank
NJ: Yup. But again, I love them all the same, even though they can be little shitheads
TX: Wow only four sons? That's disappointing ain't it. After all, girls ain't interested in anything but shopping
NJ: How the fuck did he get in here!?
NY: I dunno, but imma kick him out
*TX has been removed from Northeast group chat*
NJ: I swear, he's gonna be very surprised once he finds out that my daughters are all interested in shooting, demons, axe throwing, and sports. He'll also be surprised when he finds out that Pine Barrens has multiple horses.
PA: He's a southerner so we can't expect much
NJ: Fair. I gotta go, Hoboken is about to kill a guy

A/N: I'm not that up to writing today, so it's sadly not much