chaotic quotes

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by Playbackbitch

by Playbackbitch

NY: You can't eat tide pods as a solution to your anemia!
NJ: They work though
NY: No they don't!

PA: STOP DOWNING THE FRIGGIN ALCOHOL JESUS CHRIST! WHAT NUMBER OF BOTTLES ARE YOU ON!?
NJ: My 20th..? Pretty average for me
PA: AVERAGE!?
NY: I told you he's an alcoholic
NJ: I'm not! I just like wine and stuff (ahem BarbieBiotich, I'm lookin at you)

NJ: I'm gay, but not that gay
NY: You kissed California as a dare without hesitation, that's pretty gay
NJ: Listen a dare is a dare

NJ: I swear to God, if I see another homophobic protester at the pride parades in Trenton, I'm pulling them in and kissing them
NV: Good for you babe, I'll join

LA: Wanna see the gators?
NY: Why would I wanna see gators, swamp for brains?
FL: Because it's cute. And also it was found on the streets of NYC.
NY: IT WAS FOUND WHERE!?

A/N: I'll do a states groupchat thing at some point today, but not now, I'm tired.