States Oneshots (Jersey-centric)

keep your Northern mouth shut (LAxNJxFL)

NJ was at a mandatory meeting, something about climate change. Florida and the other southerners went on their thing about it just being a hoax, but it was hard to tell if Florida genuinely thought it was real sometimes. Actually, a lot of the time.

Jersey subconsciously put his feet on the table, resulting in a scowl from New York, who told him to put his dang feet down or else he'd have them cut off. Jers huffed but took his feet off the table, listening to Florida's argument. At some point in California and Florida's argument, the demon's phone buzzed, and he opened it to see a text from the Northeast groupchat;
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Masshole: Wow this SUCKS

Amish state: Sucks harder than you suck New York?

Rat King: We're not dating!

Chemical Demon State: Sure, whatever

Rat King: What, jealous I can pull people but you can't even pull Florida?

Amish State: You know we could just tell Florida for you

Chemical Demon State: Yeah, but then he'll think I'm shy.

Rat King: He likes shy and pretty boys, believe me

Chemical Demon State: Pardon?

Tiny Devil: Watch out Jersey, your face is redder than a tomato

Chemical Demon State: Right I gotta pay attention. And besides , I can just say it's a sunburn
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"Dude, like, you alright New Jersey? You look hella sick" a concerned voice said, belonging to California. The garden state and the golden states friendship was weird. They just became 'acquaintances' one day, and then they just told each other random facts and watched random movies together.

"Yeah, I'm alright. Just a sunburn." the garden state responded, not surfing if the others would believe him. Thankfully, they did. Louisiana on the other hand didn't take that response. "Wanna tell us what you did, mais sha? Wanna tell us who you did?" the southerner said, making New Jersey various amounts of uncomfortable.

Massachusetts then spoke up, saying "Pretty sure Florida did him, Jersey's a bottom. Besides, that's way too big of a sunburn to not have been from down Florida." New Jersey, of course, didn't like that. Thankfully Gov distracted them from teasing Jersey with politics being brought up.

New Jersey just shut up during this topic, given New York or Pennsylvania usually told Gov what was going on in his state anyways. As if they thought he was part of them. It did hurt him sometimes, the teasing at least, but he got used to it and besides, he got some physical affection from both of them.

The south, on the other hand, teased him relentless and gave no physical touch. Not like he vocalized he wanted it, if anything the opposite. He was debating on going to Florida for this, but decided against it. The damn swamp man would tell everyone.

Eventually the meeting was over, and Florida had called New Jersey over to him and Louisiana. New Jersey, despite being very nervous, walked over with somewhat confidence. Key word: somewhat.

Florida being Florida immediately ran right at him and picked him up, hugging him and swinging him around. Louisiana laughed and told his idiotic boyfriend to not give the state a concussion with how hard he ran at the tiny demon.

New Jersey at this point was slightly scared of Florida, and immediately walked over to kinda hide behind Louisiana after he was let go. Louis laughed and asked "What am I, your knight in shining armor?" Jersey reacted by shaking his head and he said "No! Fuck, I don't even know yous that well." in response, Florida said "We could get to know you better." "I'd rather not" Louie laughed, "That ain't your choice, mais sha. It's ours."

New Jersey felt himself get lifted off the ground, and he looked up to see Louisiana, with his dumb grin. The garden demon wasn't the happiest, but he ignored it because it was cold (-20 degrees Fahrenheit) given it was winter, and the dumb southerner was, well, hot. 'In both ways' Jersey thought before shaking his head, internally cursing himself that it was just the cold getting it him.

Louisiana took the demon to the 'voodoo' room, which is just Louisiana's room but everyone called it the voodoo room, Florida following with the stupid mischievous grin that was always on his face. NJ felt himself get placed onto a warm bed, never bothering to fight back against the damn southerner, besides, the room was warm.

Jersey reacted by curling up on the bed, pulling the blankets over him, just for Florida to pull the off. New Jersey was not happy, but soon Florida scooped him up and put him in the middle of the two southerners. "Two southerners and a Northerner in a bed, what will they do?" a slightly familiar voice asked, and the demon turned to see Alaska, which was weird. Alaska always kept to himself and ignored everyone else.

"Hey big man, you gonna join the cuddle pile?" Flo asked, and Alaska shook his head, turning away, talking to Maine about something. "That's a shame, he's a good cuddler when he wants to be." Florida said, and NJ looked at him confused.

Florida explained how when it was fall, he'd cuddle Alaska to cool off. The garden demon would've forgotten about Louisiana if he hadn't gotten up to take off his shirt, and Florida followed, so both the southerners were shirtless.

Louisiana turned to Jersey and asked if he would take his top off, and the northerner shook his head. "Come on, it's not like anyone will care." after a bit more pestering from the swamp for brains couple, he took his shirt off. He was skinny, unusually skinny for a northeastern state. He had a sharp collar bone, and it was very easy to see his ribs through his chest.

Florida huffed and said something about needing to get more food into New Jersey, which Louisiana nodded in agreement to.

A/N: I finally got this chapter done. Been working on this for so long. Hope y'all enjoyed it. Update: I just realized that the reads reached 200+. Super happy, so I guess this chapter will be kinda like a special chapter to celebrate? Given how long it is and stuff