States Oneshots (Jersey-centric)

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What the flip is happening. 388 reads, 24 votes (most of which come from the person who knows who they are, how do you vote for this almost as soon as I update but not follow me Istg/j) and not many comments. Like, don't be shy, say something, I don't bite. I seriously don't know how people like this stuff, but at least people like it