States Oneshots (Jersey-centric)

Jersey doesn't like baths

A/N: I finally got myself to make another chapter of this dumb thingy instead of just a texting story. Also later on I will add a key thingy for the states' various nicknames

"Jers I'm sorry, you just swam in the damn Hudson Rivah, you gotta take a bath!" the empire state called for the annoying imp because the dumb boy decided to take a swim in the Hudson River. The Hudson River of all places. The same place where the states dumped radioactive waste in for years.

Now the demon was smelly. Very smelly. He was hiding because he despises baths with a burning passion, but it was necessary in this case. Of course, NY would try to make him bathe often, but when that didn't work, he just took Jersery down to a *clean* river and bathed him there, as New Jersey was a bit like a dog, hates actual baths, loves "baths" in rivers, lakes, and ponds.

The imp eventually came out and said "Just bathe me in a river not the bathroom!" York groaned at that and said "Unfortunately that's not an option in this case. You have radioactive waste on you. You'll have to go into the bathroom." Jers glared at him about that, but followed, as it was fall and at least the bath would be warm.

The empire state stripped the imp down and placed him into the tub, with a huff of disapproval from the tiny devil. The rat king started scrubbing at the demon's skin, grimacing at the filth that washed down the drain. Usually he'd place a blocker thingy there, but given he's dealing with radioactive waste, that could wait till later.

He grabbed the shampoo and conditioner, and placed some on the tiny devil's head, slightly kneading it into his scalp. The devil was absolutely filthy. The fact that his hair was thick and shoulder length didn't help, the demon was pretty normally, just not when he was covered in filth.

After cleaning most of the filth off, New York still decided to wash the demon thoroughly 3 times, to make sure the problematic demon was completely clean. When he was done, the imp was clean and asleep. The empire state chuckled  and went to go get one of his hoodies and one of Jersey's pajama pants along with boxers.

It was a bit of a hassle getting the boxers and pajama pants on, but the empire states hoodie went on him super easily, it covered the imps entire body, going past his feet, making him look like he was wrapped up in a blanket.

A/N: I got a bit lazy with this one