Yours. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Pen15 (Alex)

14. Three

I love and appreciate everyone who actually reads my pre-chapter rants. If I could hug everyone who comments on these chapters I totally would. <3 Specifically, thank you so much to @niy4h_,  @wisplxvr, and @nothoneybee for supporting me throughout all of the chapters so far. 

Sorry this chapter took so long to upload, by the way. I didn't get to write it this morning because I completely forgot I have tennis camp throughout this week and next week, so updates will usually be in the afternoons/at night. This chapter might be super messy and rushed because I wanted to get this part out to you guys asap.

Anyways, today's rant topic is about how I cannot find any Pen15 stories that I can actually read through. Most of them have practically unreadable fonts and awkward grammar, and their descriptions of "y/n" are scarily unrealistic. Idek how some people expect full on MIDDLE SCHOOLERS to have Kim Kardashian bodies at age thirteen. If you guys have any recs, I'd love them. I dunno. Maybe I'm just searching in the wrong place.

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"Shit, Best Duo?" Brandt chuckled. "Connie's tits."

Delilah groaned and kicked him under the table. "Fuck off, dude. She's right next to you."

"That wasn't even funny," Heather said, rolling her eyes.

Dustin grinned as he sat down next to Delilah, placing his class superlative form down on the table. "What's up, Lila?"

"Yo. Dustin, Best Couple? Me and your mom," she replied, earning snickers from everyone else at the table.

(I would've given the line to Alex, since that was the original character who said it, but he's head over heels for Lila & I doubt he'd say that in this story even as a joke.)

"Excuse you," Dustin scoffed, lightly punching her on the arm. 

"Brandt," Sam excitedly said. "What about you and BSB for Best Couple?"

Everyone went silent as they all glanced at each other. Delilah wasn't entirely sure why Sam was even sitting with them. She'd assumed it was for the wrestling team.

"Yeah, right," she said, breaking the silence. "We all know you're the one in love with Maya."

He turned red and looked away in embarrassment. "Whatever."

"Okay, moving on," Connie giggled. "What about Miss Lackey when she gets her braces off?"

Dustin laughed. "For sure. Man, that's fucked up."

"Biggest Gossip?" Alex asked as he read further down the list.

"Oh, definitely Ian," Heather said as Connie nodded in agreement.

"Shit," Brandt snickered as he looked at the next title. "Next one's gotta be Connie's mom, bro."

"Shut up!" Connie groaned.

"Yo, you got a MILF, though," Brandt laughed as Connie rolled her eyes.

"Best Dressed is definitely Lila," Heather smiled as she continued writing names down on her paper. "Class Clown? Brandt."

"For sure," Connie nodded. "Most Likely To Succeed?"

The group continued filling out their forms and making fun of each other for the rest of lunch. However, no one brought up the fact that each and every one of them put down Alex and Delilah for Best Couple.

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"You think we'll end up going to the same college or something?" Alex asked, fiddling with Delilah's bracelet as they sat down next to each other on her bed.