Tsunade's secret - Obito's Death

Pregnant or Just Weird?

Obito: Well this got awkward but no. I didn't see anything 'suspicious' in there. It looked like a normal closet to me. Like damn. What are you hiding in there? Sex toys HEHEHSHHAH *he jokingly says that while Kakashi almost fainted*

Obito: Anyway so what time is it? Did I oversleep?

Kakashi: You were sleeping? *He asks confused after almost fainting*

Obito: Well yeah. You were making me food in bed remember? Damn Kakashi you are acting a bit weird today. *he said and kakashi just stared at him for a few seconds* Kakashi..*sighs* are you in your "rut" or something because you seriously are starting to weird me out man

Kakashi: 👁️👁️

Obito: Right... It got a bit awkward so let me just eat my food- *he says while starts eating while watching Kakashi in the eyes* 'man he wouldn't even believe me if i told what mom said... what am I saying of course that perverted jackass knows' *he looked away while his face was red in embarrassment* Kakashi could you please just leave I want to eat at peace

Kakashi: Why? How am i disturbing you?

Obito: You promised me that you would do as i say after you kissed me-

Kakashi: Obito I am trying to rebuild your trust in me here man... please I won't say another word I swear

Obito: 👁️👁️ Hmmmmmmmmm.... Fine... *he says but still looks at Kakashi suspiciously* but don't stare at me, you creep me out

Kakashi: 👁👁💧...do I still remind you of your unc-

Obito: *he firmly held the pillow behind him and throws it straight to his face*

Kakashi: EEEK- *He holds the pillow and himself before he falls*

Obito: Yes you do you old grey grandpa!

Kakashi: Bitch I am literally a walking embodiment of youth! *he takes the pillow off him to the ground* how can he even scare you, you knew him and your entire family for mere hours

Obito: *sniff* *sniff* I never knew them you know! *his big eyes water* the only time i saw them was at that war for hours but that is nothing! And let alone the fact that they were literally dead! *sniff* *sniff*

Kakashi: Obito, my dude, my guy, my homie, 'the soon to be mother of my kids'. Those people are weird as hell... like Madara Uchiha... an Omega. You want me to believe that? And that you of all people, are his son?

Obito: *sniff* yes? *sniff* he is my mom. So?

Kakashi: It's just so weird knowing he, out of every person is an omega and the fact that you are so different from him. Personality i mean.

Obito: *sniff* I have my dad's personality! But i look like my mom!... *sniff* *sniff*

Kakashi: Obito stop sniffing man, you going to make me think a you were raised by hamsters

Obito: *shiff* *sniff* hehehe... *sniff*

Kakashi: 👁️👁️

Obito: *sniff* ok me good now. *he continues eating*

Kakashi:: *is completely dumbstruck* 'ok that's it, I will ask Tsunade if he normally acts like this or is it some game is playing to fuck with my mentality. *the door bell starts ringing*

Obito: Go get it!

Kakashi: Yes princess *he says while getting up*

Obito: How dare you 👹 *he says angry while eating and Kakashi heads to the door*