Tsunade's secret - Obito's Death

Late Afternoon

Obito: *he takes in a deep breath and stands up* ok I won't let you get in a bad mood because of him but I can't promise you I won't get Kakashi's bitch ass in trouble.

Naruto: Well alright- but so far i see that you only want to run away *he smiles*

Obito: HOW D-

Naruto: Scaredy cat

Obito: You little mf when I was a teenager your age I was already snapping necks not being a sassy brat

Naruto: When you were a teenager you were brainwashed by a damn old grandpa and a fucking plant and decided to be a selfish brat who doesn't think about anyone else but that girl who never even looked in your direction

Obito: Try getting Sasuke to stop killing you and then come at me mocking my love live

Naruto: At least Sasuke has some interest in killing me meanwhile that girl probably doesn't even know your name

Obito: Well ouch... that's rich coming from someone who loved Sakura

Naruto: How did you eve-

Obito: We had a talk back at the war... heh she carried me back to the battlefield afterwards

Naruto: OH yeah because your prince ass doesn't have legs and can't walk himself there

Obito: 👁👁💢... one more insult and I will make sure I get thrown in prison for harassing a minor this time

Naruto: And i will make sure your half plant ass doesn't get out of there if you try something on me 👁️👁️

Obito: If you dare to insult me one more time I will make sure to have that fox out of you forever this time

Naruto: And it still won't kill me 👁️👁️ unlike my Jinchurikiless ass who can still beat your former 10 tails 👁️👁️

Kurama: Tell him that his threats are more empty than his head kid

Naruto: No that will insult him!

Kurama: Really? Really? 👁️👁️

Naruto: Yes!

Kurama: Now i see why you are like him... kid let me take over real quick ok?

Naruto: No 👁️👁️

Kurama: Why? Scared i might kick his baby ass or what?

Naruto: Kurama he literally controlled you when he was only 14

Kurama: Come on trust me. You will walk out of this argument winning

Naruto: No. I don't trust you when you are free. Mostly around him.

Kurama: 👁👁 Naruto I love you kid but  i waited years for this moment. Don't take it from me buddy

Naruto: I don't care how much you waited. My answer is no. Period

Kurama: I WILL-

Obito: Naruto, Naruto, Narutooooooooo. The world is calling Naruto Uzumaki. *he waves his hand in front of his face*

Obito mind: Damn why is everyone zooning out 👹 'wait a damn minute... is he actually talking with his parents too. Oh yeah maybe he is doing so.'

Kurama: You know what, damn you I am taking over

Naruto: Wait no you can't do that I am the boss here you nasty fo-

Kurama: Too late

Naruto: SON OF A- *he says before he falls to the floor*