.~*Tools of Destruction (1)*~.

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.~*🖤❤️‍🩹THREE YEARS LATER❤️‍🩹🖤*~.

The space pirates were going back after a great time of plundering a planet, and I was a part of it, of course. It's been already 6 years since I joined the space pirates and it's been a repeating cycle since I did that.  Space pirates were doing the same: plundering, stealing, celebrating for no fucking reason, repeat. It was like that after Darkwater died. Since then it became boring for no logical reasons. Maybe it's just me? Because the others are doing fine.

Slag was ordering others around after discovering a pretty much rare spaceship flying to Planet Mukow. But this spaceship..it just seems too familiar to me..but why? Why is it so familiar? It pretty looked like Kaden's-

"Kiria! Get your Lombax-tail waggling and call for Puffy Pants Wallis! We are wasting time!"

(A/N: Yall I just found out that the end boss in voron asteroid belt is LITERALLY CALLED PUFFY PANTS WALLIS 😭🤚 INSOMNIAC GAMES DOING THEIR JOB LMAO)

I was lost in my own thoughts, damnit, quit it Kiria, you have a Job to do. I called for backup right the second Slag told me to. But that ship..it pretty much looked like Aphelion. Impossible, it should have been destroyed a long time ago...

"Backup will come very soon Captain!"


.~*💛🤎RATCHET'S POV: (Yay)🤎💛*~.


Me and Clank were flying to Mukow after getting the Holo message from Quark on Fastoon, but suddenly, I got a massage from someone..

"Ahoy there, young scallywags! This be Cap'n Slag, Scourge of the Galaxy! Surrender your vessel, or be cast to the depths of the universe!"

And now some sorta space pirates want my ship? Nuh uh, they should try and get me. I have no time for that, I need to go to Mukow and see what happened to Quark. Mid fighting, something caught my ears that was coming from my radio..


"Kiria! Get your Lombax-tail waggling and call for Puffy Pants Wallis! We are wasting time!"

"Backup will come very soon Captain!"


..Lombax-tail?..


Wait..does that mean..


Is there..a Lombax with them..!?


.-~*🖤❤️‍🩹BACK TO KIRIA'S POV:❤️‍🩹🖤*~.


I know I should just shake my thoughts off, but that goddamn ship ain't leaving me alone. Why is it so similar to Aphelion?! Am I going crazy? Nononononono, I'm taking a break. We'll soon be back to Ardolis anyway. I swear if I see that ship again, it ain't escaping again. And if it's actually Aphelion, not a single piece of dust will be left of it. And the user of this ship, even if it's a Lombax, that makes everything even better.


Next day, Ardolis Pirate Fleet


It's my lucky day, really. Captain Slag has told me that a Lombax landed on the Fleet, and it is the same ship. Now I can have some fun, but..what is a Lombax doing here? Certainly something that could get him killed by a space pirate, certainly by me. Slag, Pete and me were making our way to the vault while these both drunken idiots started singing some chanty..oh lord, second hand embarrassment. But right when we entered..

Slag: "Ugh, what be that foul smell!"

Pete: "Aye..that oyster chilli be disagreein' with me somethin' fierce *HIC*!"

Kiria: "I smell nothing.."

Slag: "No..there be yet a fouler smell..one I not be smellin' for nigh' 600 moons!"

Pete: "Oh..fresh trousers?"

Kiria: "PFFFFFFT-"

Slag: "KIRIA SHUSH IT-"


...


Slag: "Another Lombax..Roust the lads, Rusty Pete and Kiria. Tonight our foes will taste the cat's tail!"


So, the Lombax was here in this fault? That's more than just a lucky day. I still question myself how Slag can smell so good even tho he is a robot.. wish I had that ability. But right before I could finally use my X-Ray on my Zoni eye to locate where the Lombax was hiding, some Markazian threw a goddamn mini cannon ball RIGHT ONTO MY FUCKING FACE.

*whistle* "Hey, furry cat, catch!"


And then the whole vault was full of gas..I saw no shit, and so did Captain Slag and Rusty Pete.


Slag: "SKEWER THAT SAUCY WENCH!"

Kiria and Pete: "AYE AYE CAP'N, SKEWERIN'!"

Slag: "AAHH! ME WEE CANNON BALLS!" (Istg I laughed at this so hard when I played ToD for the first time pls don't tell me I'm the only one)


When the smoke was gone, the artifact we obtained in Apogee's Space station was gone..That Markazian and Lombax stole it! Today's not my lucky day after all. Slag ordered me to hunt down that Lombax and order the whole crew to go search for them. I made my way with my hover boots (that now allow me to fly after I upgraded them) and reported to all the crew mates to get their asses moving and get me the Lombax, dead or alive, I don't care (alive would be better tho, I want to kill him myself). From this on, this fleet became a running mess. Space Pirates were running there and back searching for these two filthy scums. But that Markazian.. looked familiar to me. She kinda looks like Max Apogee, the one we stole the Lombax artifact from. We never have seen him then again since then.  But that's not the point, wherever that Lombax is, I will find him. The Markazian is dessert for me, she's not as important as him. Right now, im only focused on that Lombax. But no matter how long I've been searching, he got away. I can proof that because I saw that same spaceship (or should I call it Aphelion) with that Lombax in it flying away. I barely could see him, but he looked way too familiar. He looked like Kaden, but shorter.  Could that be.. Kaden's son? Doesn't matter,I have one thing to say to him: We will surely meet each other again. Expect nothing more than death. I don't know why I have so much against him..my gut was telling me..kill him. He is my enemy. I'm a space pirate, any Lombax should never come back alive if they meet us


YOU ARE A SPACE PIRATE. NOT A LOMBAX.


Kiria is going crazy right now 🤯 Btw damn it felt like eternity until I finished this chapter.

Word count: 1003

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