Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)

.~*Tools of Destruction (4)*~.

A/N: Again, I recommend listening to the ost while reading, it's just feels so much better. 

Ratchet: "Give it back, Slag."

Just as I thought, faith wanted to bring us together. And he seemed really pissed off. No wonder, we snatched that Dimensionator right in front of his nose, of course I would be pissed off too. But it isn't HIS Dimensionator after all.

Slag: "Ye picked a wrong spot for a fight m'boy... Perhaps a flogin' will teach you to meddle in the affairs of corsairs!"

Pete: "That's a good one Cap'n! You made a rhyme! Hahaha!"

Slag: "SHUT UP, PETE!"

Pete: "Aye aye Cap'n! Shuttin' up! [hiccup!]"

Slag: "Ready the bilge an' step aside, Kiria...I will handle him, and he be the rats dine on Lombax tonight! Hahaha!"

And there he goes. I expected him to want to have the Lombax for himself. Whatever, he has more of a chance of killing Ratchet if I can't beat Slag. I asked Pete to step aside and just watch, I can't let him also get injured if that ever happens. Ratchet wanted to start heavy: Alpha Disruptor. Definitely a V4, I can tell that. Somewhere like 4-5 shots would make Slag call me for backup, and I somehow guessed it, he came back and asked for it. And when he was fighting Ratchet again, he forgot about one thing: his blue missiles. Not were they only attacking Ratchet, but they were also going towards me. It's because Slag is aiming for a Lombax, and there are two of us. I wanted to just shoot them down, but I was worried that I might accidentally hit Slag or Pete. 

Kiria: "Slag you damn idiot! Have you forgotten that your missiles also target me!?"

Slag: "Who ye callin' a damn idiot!? Just slice them with yer' Shredder Claws!"

Kiria: "Oh, whoops, my bad!"

Damn I'm stupid. I could have just sliced them with my shredder claws, but that could be a bit risky. And I had a better idea. I'll just make them change their direction to Ratchet. And how? Simple: I'll just fly behind Ratchet and they will forget about me and focus on Ratchet. I'm such a megamind dawg. 

A while later..

When I turned around, I saw an explosion, and not just an ordinary explosion. It was an explosion of Slag. Slag's body exploding. This was bad, way more than bad!  The only thing that remained of him was his head, and it landed on Pete's hands. I immediately rushed to Pete, hoping Slag was still alive. He was, but not for too long...

Slag: "Aye, oh, the end be near! Oh, 'Tis beautiful, Pete an' Kiria! A bright light at the end of me dark tunnel! Oh! Wenches! As far as the eye can see...each with a pint of grog and a smile for Ol' Slag."

Pete was looking around too panicked. I feel him. Just after what Slag has said, I felt touched by his words to be honest. Slag is a great fellow, and I can't let him go just now. Please don't leave me with just Pete..

Slag: "And dear Kiria, just as im 'bout to vanish, take my place! Be one of the greatest Cap'n of all space pirates! Me have faith in ye', don't you dare to waste it! Fair thee well, cruel Galaxy! Fair thee well."

...

Kiria and Pete: "..Captain...?"

Silence

.~*💛🤎Ratchet's pov🤎💛*~.

Just Pete: "..CAP'N?! No! WHY!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? Anyway, Slag has told Kiria to take his place but according to the pirate code, it should be Ratchet! I suppose now that you're our new Cap'n you'll be needin' one of them gimmicky pirate names. ''The dread pirate Ratchet,'' perhaps?

Ratchet: "Uhh, thanks, but I'll take the Dimensionator!"

I looked at that thing again, we finally have it back! Just how much of use it has! I can't wait to-

Clank: "Ratchet, we cannot allow it to be used even once. It is too dangerous."

Tch..here he comes again....

Ratchet: "I see. No way that the Lombaxes could've invented something useful."

Clank: "It is not logical to use this device, knowing the thread it poses!"

Now I'm loosing my cool...

Ratchet: "Tch, what thread? You know, ever since that rocket sled, you've been nothing but a giant pain in my-DAAAAAH!"  (Unnecessary fun fact: He wanted to say dick)

Something exploded behind me right when I was about to swear. And it was...QUARK?

Ratchet: "Quark! What are you doing here?!"

Quark: "Showing the universe that I'm a superhero! I'm also fighting the mother of all wedgies, but mostly the superhero thing."

I don't know what that guy is thinking, but he's doing a stupid thing right now.

Ratchet: "Quark, put down the Dimensionator!"

Quark: "I shall now emblazon my name in the annals of galactic history by hurling this infernal contraption into a black hole!"

I tried to stop him, but he already flew away..dammit! Now where is he heading to!?

Pete: Don't worry, Cap'n! That vessel will set course for the nearest available planet."

Ratchet: "And which planet is that?"

Pete: "The Cragmite home world, Cap'n! Grog? [hiccup!]"

Clank: "Ratchet, I can download the coordinates to the cragmite home world by accessing Cronk's communite."

Ratchet: "Great! Tell them to land to that planet there and now! Come on! We need to come back to Aphelio-"

"You are not going anywhere."

A too familiar female voice was behind me. I turned around, no one was there. Probably my illusions. I still can't believe what Quark did, that Bastard! And I put so much hopes onto him!  Well, I should have learned my lesson right from the first events we had with him.. but hey, where's Kiria? Nevermind, i need to hurry before something horrible happens.

Clank: "What's the matter, Ratchet?"

Ratchet: "Nothing..just being paranoid.."

...

Clank: "RATCHET! WATCH OUT!"

When I turned around, I saw a claw going towards me. If not Clank, it would have sliced me up in pieces right now. I immediately dodged it and looked who might it be. That black fur, piercing dark blue eyes who are also getting high, probably because of  smoking. And mostly, her yellow unnatural pupils..Kiria was trying to attack me. She looked like someone who can't be described with just one word than angry. She was in pure rage. 

"You. Are. Not. Going. Anywhere."

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