Kiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
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I managed to escape to planet Terachnos with the escape pot, fuck, why this specific planet? It is full of those Terachnoids who I hate so much. But, I mean, they are weak as fuck, funny how agoreaners are stronger but dumber than the Terachnoids and Terachnoids are weaker but smarter than agoreaner. I'll just threaten them to give me a well working ship if they want to stay alive.
I was walking a bit around, trying to find someone who is smart enough to give me a spaceship. Soon enough, two Terachnoids approached me. Tch, perfect victims.
Terachnoid 1: Oh look, a third Lombax! Are you here to destroy everything?
Terachnoid 2: Oh come on! You really think all the Lombaxes are the same? Maybe she wants to help us!
Kiria: Well, I'll gladly not destroy anything here and and spare your little worthless life's if you tell me who those other two Lombaxes are and give me a space ship because I was not planning to land into this stupid planet.
Terachnoid 1: Wow, she's threatening us, told ya. The one Lombax is a small lime and the other is taller, white and blood-red striped, Alister Azimuth, if more specific. Are you one of them? Because we won't give you a spaceship in that case.
Kiria: Alister Azimuth? And the other one's probably Ratchet. No, I'm not one of them, in fact, I'm their enemy. I escaped Dr. Nefarious and I'm really not into wasting time. Forget about the thread, please just give me a spaceship. I'm really in a hurry.
Terachnoid 2: Of course, darling! Just follow us and we'll give you one, you didn't do anything to us, after all.
Terachnoid 1: Tch, she could.
Kiria: Thanks and stop calling me darling. Kiria's good.
Terachnoid 2: Wait, aren't you a space pirate with the 20 million head bounty? Kiria clicked something in my head.
Kiria: Uhhh no, I'm not her, I just h-happened to have her name-
Terachnoid 1: What's with the stuttering? Come one now, it's not like we will cut your head off. We would expect something way worse. You are a bit too kind to be a space pirate, so we didn't notice that you were Kiria. Come on now, we'll give you a spaceship, but promise us that if you raid this planet with your crew to not attack us, hehehehehe.
Kiria: Yeah right, just hurry up..
BANG!
Kiria: Huh?
Terachnoid 2: What? Sorry, but we need to check what that sound was, because this is definitely not normal, we'll give you the ship as soon as we know what it was and how dangerous it is.
Kiria: Wait! I'll come with you!
A few moments later..
Kiria: Are you fucking with me or something?
Terachnoid 1: Welp, I guess you could help us destroy the VX-99..?
Terachnoid 2: Wait, those to Lombaxes already almost defeated him!
Kiria: Well, if that's the case, give me a spaceship already. I just hope Alister won't notice me..
Terachnoid 1: Bad relationship?
Kiria: Meh, not something I would call a "bad relationship", we haven't seen each other in YEARS, it's just something that happened in the past with me and the Lombaxes. And it's pretty much clear that I'm weaker than him, he's a rebel, after all.
Terachnoid 1: Okay..well, if that thing's destroyed, we'll give you a spaceship. Isn't Alister the reason why your kind is a rare case here?
Kiria: huh? What did he do?
Terachnoid 2: Well, I'm not sure, but it's rumored that Alister gave Tachyon access to all the Lombax Technology and Information, and Tachyon used it to attack the Lombaxes and banish them. Alister was left behind because the Lombaxes didn't want him.
Kiria: Damn, and I thought I did worse.
Terachnoid: Alright, stay here for a while, me and Mac are going to get a spaceship for you, don't worry, it won't take a while, we'll be right back.
Kiria: Alrigh-
BOOM!
Kiria: What in the actual fu-
???: Stay right there where you are.
Something or someone shot me, but missed a few inches away from my face. Voice is way too familiar. He's right behind me, isn't he..?
Kiria: Did you really had to come and disturb me instead of defeating that thing that is destroying the city right now, Alister?
Alister Azimuth: What, are, you, doing, here?
Kiria: Nothing that is your business, now go and accompany that Lime-Sucker. You really don't need to appear into my life like that. You had done worse.
Alister Azimuth: You are a disappointment to the whole Lombax society, you could be the one for the reason of the Lombax banishment. And yet, you are working with the creations of the one who attacked us. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Kiria: You are calling me a disappointment, yet you are the one who caused the Lombax disappearance. I was just a criminal, you are a murderer.
Alister Azimuth: Why you-!
Alister started to run towards me with his Omni-Wrench, I, of course, took out my Shredder Claws and defended myself. Just something what I needed, a fight. I just want to go back To Ardolis. Why did he had to show up right here and right now?
Alister Azimuth: How dare you calling me a murderer when you are a space pirate who kills innocent lifes just for any values! This is murder! What I did was a mistake!
Kiria: Oh? So you are telling me that killing someone by "mistake" is fine? You are fucked up! My crime was not as serious as yours! I'm happy that you banned me from that good for nothing society, otherwise I would be suffering in your mistakes!
It felt like I angered Alister so much more, but then he backed up and turned his back on me.
Alister Azimuth: You know what? Just go. I'm sick of you. Someone like you shouldn't be born as a Lombax at all. At least I'm trying to fix things, to make everything better. Now shoo!
Kiria: Fine! But you need to realize that there's no way of fixing something what already happened.
And then he was gone. The next second, the Terachnoids came back with the keys to the spaceship. Now I can finally go back home, and ooh I will get an earful of Captain Slag. Rusty Pete is worried too probably..
Word count: 1098
Heyyy guys the next chapters are gonna be Bonus because we can't forget Pirate Radio. Whenever I play A Crack in Time I NEED to listen to the Pirate Radio. They have the songs there ong.
