Kiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
This is Kiria when she met Pete for the second time after joining the space pirates :)
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That little girl put us down, puh, my head hurts and I feel dizzy so much after being upside down for hours. Plus I fell onto my head. Where's Rusty Pete? Is he Ok? I need to get out of here as fast as I can, but then, where am I? Why is Dr. Nefarious also here?
(She went a bit schizophrenic while gameplay lmao)
A few minutes later..
Qwark: Hmm, a letter. (gasps) And it's written in macaroni! "Dear Lombax. These Vac-Us will come in handy. Love Susie."
The next second, Quark grabbed a Vac-Us and sucked Dr. Nefarious with it..sounds wrong...I'm so fucking dirty minded.
Dr. Nefarious: Let me go, you half-wit!
Qwark: I'm trying! Maybe if I just -
(Nefa went screaming like a little girl while flying across the room)
Dr. Nefarious: Miserable, stupid, incompetent -
Clank: Please, we must all stay calm. We are going to have to work together until we find out where we are and how to get home.
Qwark: Clank's right. For the sake of our own survival, and for drama, we must set aside our petty squabbles and act as a singular unit.
Dr. Nefarious: For now...
Kiria: Are y'all still good in the head, or did y'all just still have too much blood in your heads? Stay Calm?! Work together!? With you!? Never in my life!
Ratchet: Kiria, but if you want to get back, we have to! It's not like we want to work with you either..
Kiria: Tch, matris futuor..
Ratchet: What?
Kiria: It's Latin, better you not know.
(I forgot to mention, Kiria can speak Latin. Don't know how she learned it, just woke up once and started speaking it. She said Motherfucker)
Ratchet: Who the hell still speaks Latin? Ain't that an ancient language?
Kiria: You say that like both of your parental figures aren't died out.
Ratchet: Hey, take that back!
Kiria: Hmm lemme think..uhhh..no.
A few moments later, somewhere in the Aldaros Plains.. (IM SORRY FOR SO MANY JUMPS I NEVER PLAYED THAT GAME BEFORE SO I KNOW NO SHIT😭🤚)
Cronk (in a hologram): Hello, Rookie!
Ratchet: Cronk? Zephyr? Man, it is good to see you guys!
