Zurkon Jr.: Welcome, my fiends, to Zurkon Junior's Slaughterplex! Are you ready to witness the excitement, the pain, the carnage?! Tonight! New battler: Kiria B! Will fight the thieving, traitorous pirates! Countless enter. One leaves! Who will it be?!
This was not the first time I'm in a battle arena. I used to fight in the Agorian Battleplex, annoying creatures by the way. But now I'm fighting against space pirates, truly, it could be a bit hard for me since it feels like I'm attacking my own crew. And that French fucker just had to be my first problem in a different dimension. Can't wait to beat his ass.
Pierre: I would fight you myself, but first, you must prove you are worthy!
Kiria: Pft, like you dare to even come down first to fight me. Your face is telling me that you are trying to avoid fighting yourself.
Pierre: Mon dieu, like I ever would do that! Yoo-hoo, pirate mateys, attack!
Kiria: "This is gonna be a piece of pythor tail."
.~*🖤❤️🩹After Wave 1❤️🩹🖤*~.
Pierre: "Come on, Ki! I thought you and your sassy behavior would put on more of a show! Haha ha ha ha!"
Kiria: "Like I didn't just destroy half of your available crew! Anyways, using rifts to get more of y'all is fucking cheating!"
Pierre: "Lady, you forgot that we are pirates, nothing is cheating."
Kiria: "Oh fuck off! I lost an eye because of a cheater!"
.~*🖤❤️🩹After Wave 2❤️🩹🖤*~.
Pierre: "Err... Are their guns broken?! What is going on?!"
Kiria: "Looks like our lover is starting to loose to a Lombax, eh?"
Pierre: "Nevermind! As amusing as this is to watch... fire, my mates, fire!"
.~*🖤❤️🩹After Wave 3❤️🩹🖤*~.
Pierre: "This is embarrassing! If I were fighting, we would have won by now!"
Kiria: "They why don't ye come down and face me? Or are your shivers be timbering, Hmh?"
Pierre: "Uhh...my ankle got shot! Sacrebleu, it hurts, I need more time to recover!"
Kiria: "I thought that you and Rusty Pete don't have anything in common than design, but now I know that both of you are total scaredy-cats! But I gotta admin you have something in ye."
Pierre: "Oh, s'il te plaît, not when we are in the middle of fighting! After all, you haven't won yet!"
(I swear I'm so fucking grateful I chose French over Latin class, still hate French tho)
.~*🖤❤️🩹After Wave 4 and 5❤️🩹🖤*~.
Pierre: "Oh! Eee! Sacrebleu! Ohhh! I have sprained my ankle! Ahh! But have no fear, my less attractive stunt double will battle in my stead!"
Kiria: "Please, come up with better excuses!"
Pierre: "François!"
Zurkon Jr.: "Ahaoohoo! The weak and pitiful Pierre has tagged in his partner, who is built for crushing - ah!"
Pierre: "Pitiful?! I am hurt! It is a, uh, an honorable discharge!"
It's literally a dimensional counterpart of our rouges in my crew, easy, I can beat that thing in seconds!
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Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)
Fiksi PenggemarKiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
