Fanon Darkwater is not real, he can't hurt you.
Fanon Darkwater:
.~*🤎💛Ratchet's pov, Molonoth fields after teaming up with Alister💛🤎*~.
Ratchet: I have so many questions. How did you know him?
Alister Azimuth: Kaden and I were good friends. He was a great Lombax. Smart as they come. He was the first outsider to theorize that the Great Clock even existed.
Ratchet: And this "clock," you think Clank's in there?
Alister Azimuth: Clock is a rather crude translation of the runes on Quantos. Specifically, they say "Keeper of time." But, yes, I suspect he is. You see, according to Fongoid lore, the Zoni are the guardians of time. If your friend is connected to them, he must play some part in its operation. Now, where are those blasted things?
Ratchet: Wait, I thought my father and a Lombax named Kiria was the only one to stay behind when the Lombaxes left. Why didn't you go with them?
Alister Azimuth: Wait..how do you know Kiria?
Ratchet: Wait, you know her?
Alister Azimuth: (sigh) She was a Lombax who lived with the other Lombaxes on Fastoon and was friends with Percival Tachyon. A great Lombax she was, I must say. Her father Kyle was friends with Kaden and a great mechanic. Later on we found that Kiria was gambling out Lombax technology and information to outsiders illegally, and I had no choice but to ban her from our own society. I was truly disappointed in her, I thought she would do better than this..what is she doing now, if I may ask..?
Ratchet: Uhh..she's...a.. space pirate.?
Alister Azimuth: Wait..what?
Ratchet: She's..a space pirate.
Alister Azimuth: No, I understood what you said, I said why? Why is she a space pirate!?
Ratchet: The only thing I know is that she lived on Merdegraw before joining them. The reason why she joined is unknown to everyone including me.
Alister Azimuth: I swear if I ever cross paths with her I- enough about her, Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Ah. Here they are. Your father's Hoverboots. Ready for your first lesson?
Meanwhile on Nefarious space station..
.~*🖤❤️🩹Kiria's pov❤️🩹🖤*~.
Great. I guess it can take a while for me to escape this place. Firstly, I crashed on that damn jungle planet, then lost the whole holoplan of the Rykan V, broke my hoverboots and now my shredder claws are under the lock. Why can't I just live like an average space pirate? I kinda know now who this Dr. Nefarious guy is after some Foingoids told me, but damn, why does he needs me? The Fongoids theorized that he thinks I may know something about the Great Clock after I told them pieces of my past, but what is the Great Clock? The only thing I know that it's in the center of the universe, give or take fifty feet, that's what I heard from Mayor Worley a long time ago. But I don't know anything else of it, why would he suspect I know something? Maybe because of my Zoni eye that I barely even use? No one saw it, there's no way that someone knows I have one. The only reason could be that Darkwater had contact with Orvus and the Zoni, but that doesn't even have a connection to the Great Clock. I just hope that the fucker will understand that I know no shit and will let me go. I mean, what kind of purpose would it bring if he imprisoned me?
And oh boy I didn't know.
I was having a "meeting" with Dr. Nefarious. Soon learned that the fish in the tank motherfucker was Lord Vorselon or some kin of shit, and he was leading the way. While walking, I saw a statue of..a Lombax?
"In memory of Zillah Xinoth." (This is supposed to be a reference to the next book I will write after I finish this one btw)
Don't know who that is, don't care. I just need to find out where my Shredder Claws are and get the fuck out of here. I am NOT gonna stay here for eternity. I wonder what Rusty Pete and Captain Slag are doing..
Lord Vorselon: Dr. Nefarious!
Dr. Nefarious: It's about goddamn time, Vorselon! Where the hell have you been!?
Lord Vorselon: I am sorry for being late, but it's thanks to her, she refused to get out of her cell!
Dr. Nefarious: Alright, alright, now go! Let me have a talk with her!
Lord Vorselon: Understood, sir!
Kiria: Go on, hurry up. What do you want from me?
Dr. Nefarious: Don't tell me to hurry up! We have all the time of the universe! Now, tell me everything you know about the Great Clock, including the Orvus chamber!
Kiria: Oh. Well, it's not your lucky day, because I know no shit about the Great Clock nor about an Orvus Chamber other than its in the exact center of the universe, give or take fifty feet, and that it was created by the Zoni, calling it the best Zoni invention they have.
Dr. Nefarious: aaaaaaAAaaAaaaAaaAAAAaaAaAAAAAAAAAA-
Lance: Oh, Janice! But I am forced to marry someone else, and not you!
Janice: Oh Lance! Only if you knew! I am the one that you are marrying!
Kiria: Uhhh is that normal?
Lord Vorselon: Yep, just go punch him, it'll fix it.
Kiria: It's about goddamn time, I already wanted to punch that sucker in the face >:)
SLAMM!
Dr. Nefarious: -AAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW DARE A SQUISHY TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! NEVERMIND! I know you know something, or you wouldn't have that Zoni Eye!
Kiria: I Got it as a gift for entering the space pirates! And how do you even know I have one?! Wait..IM SO FUCKING DUMB-
Dr. Nefarious: Huh-?
I ripped out my eyepatch, revealing my Zoni Eye, and shot Dr. Nefarious and Lord Vorselon. This gave me time to find my Razor Claws using X-Ray before they alarm this whole place about my Jailbreak. Then I saw a broken wire laying on the floor, still having electricity. That's it! I grabbed the wire and it started electrocute my Hoverboots and recharge them. I'm just gonna use an escape pot to get the fuck out of here. And with full success, I managed to do it.
Word count: 1042
Don't worry pookies, she will meet Alister next Chapter ;)
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