Ratchet: Everybody hold on!
Kiria: I'm GeTtInG sIcK..dO wE hAvE a BuCkEt HeRe- WHAT WE GOT HIT?!??!
Ratchet: We're going down!!
I think almost everyone has passed out when we crashed somewhere. And..it was..COLD. WHY. A COLD PLACE. LIKE KREELI COMET IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME.
Ratchet: Everyone alright?
Janice:Oh, Lance! You ate my entire family!
Ratchet: Kiria, could you - ??
Kiria: On it.
Janice: Now how are we supposed to get married?!
(Kiria Punches Nefa as hard as she can in the head 😍)
Ratchet: Cronk, come in. Zephyr? Do you copy? Super.
Kiria: Don't you dare to say we don't have connection.
Ratchet: Well it's not my fault!
Kiria: I swear this is gonna be my last adventure with y'all..
Later..
Ratchet: Aw, no, no, no! Come on!
Qwark: This is it! The end of President Captain Qwark! I can feel death's icy grip! Nefarious, I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a -
Dr. Nefarious: Moron?
Qwark: I was gonna say Adonis, but if you want to be a jerk about it -
Dr. Nefarious: I'm sorry too! And you should know that even as I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart limb from limb ... so I could riverdance around your smoldering, squishy carcass, I still considered you a friend!
Qwark: (gasps) An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award?
Plumber: If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.
Kiria: (claps) Congratulations on your marriage you two.
Dr. Nefarious and Quark: WHAT!?
Kiria: Nothin'.
Plumber: Yep. Home office sent me out here to fix a broken versa-fuse. Usually I stick to the toilet-related catastrophes, but, you know, I'm filling in for a guy. (sighs) Well, there ya go! She's ready for one nonstop trip to Uzo City.
Ratchet: Wait, aren't you gonna give us some cryptic advice we can use to defeat Nevo?
Plumber: Ooh. Sorry friend. That kind of advice, I'm afraid I don't have. Good luck!
In Uzo City..
Ratchet: Susie? What are you doing here?
Susie: Leading an assault!
Ratchet: I know how you feel, kid. A few years ago, I'd be doing the same. But running into something you're unprepared for isn't going to bring them back. Tell you what - why don't you and your friends guard this spot for us?
Susie: You mean, like, hold a perimeter?
Ratchet: Exactly. No one in. No one out.
Qwark: You guys want me to hold the perimeter too?
Ratchet: You're coming. And stop falling to the back of the group. You're not fooling anyone.
Kiria: Hm, Susie really does remind me of when I was a little kid.
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Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionKiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
