After defeating Commander Spog..
Commander Spog: *Inaudible gibberish*
Clank: Your voice modulator is damaged, Commander. But i you tell us how to defeat Ephemeris, I believe I know someone who can fix you.
Qwark: Well, I don't like to brag, but I did modify my Crotchetizer with a special vibrating function I call "the happy platypus" -
(Everyone standing in utter shock and disgust, maybe the vine boom is playing in their minds)
Clank: Um, beg your pardon, Qwark, but I was referring to him.
Dr. Nefarious: Me? Are you insane?!
Clank: If I may, being evil has not worked out well for you these last few years. Perhaps using your intelligence for goodwill yield better results.
Dr. Nefarious: Alright, fine! But speak of this to no one!
(Nefa literally making an orchestra out of the shit he fixes)
Ratchet: Alright, Spog. We did our part. Now how do we defeat Ephemeris?
Spog: Only the architect knows. He lives beyond the lighthouse, in the forest of the blue rocks.
Qwark: You did the right thing, Doctor!
Dr. Nefarious: Get bent!
Being evil has not worked out well for you these last few years. Perhaps using your intelligence for goodwill yield better results.
This sentence won't stop playing in my mind. Using your intelligence..for goodwill..yielding better results..it's impossible for me. How do I make something for goodwill if there's no other options for me? Maybe Dr. Nefarious has a chance, but I don't. I used my chances all up. Everyone already sees me as an evil being, how many lifes I have at least taken, how many crimes-
Clank: Uhhh Kiria, are you still here? You spaced out.
Kiria: Huh? Uhh no, just..leave me alone..
I was definitely not in the mood for talking about this. I just want to go back home already. I walked away from Clank so he wouldn't ask me some damn questions like the brains he is.
Clank: Ratchet?
Ratchet: What Pal?
Clank: Have you noticed how Kiria behaves? Years ago she literally tried to kill you under a second. Now she doesn't move a single inch towards killing you. Do you think she has some kind of..change of heart?
Ratchet: Clank, I don't think that there's a "change of heart" in her right now. We all want to go home and without our teamwork it's impossible. I think she would try to kill me the second she laid eyes on me if we wouldn't get stuck here..
Clank: I just hope that this situation will make her change her heart..
Ratchet: Dream on, this will never happen.
After defeating King Sepiad..
Qwark: You know I'm actually starting to like it here? Sure, it's a dangerous planet riddled with murderous robots and exotic predators. But take away all that and what do you have? A presidential retreat-slash-water park!
Kiria: I bet the small beach on Hoolefar would be more entertaining than this..
Dr. Nefarious: Can I kill him now?
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Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionKiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
