Kiria Blackwood is a female Lombax who was born on Fastoon 17 years before Tachyon attacked the Lombaxes. Growing up without any friends, Kiria found out that the Lombax miners have found a cragmite egg on Kreeli Comet from which Tachyon was born. T...
Look what I found (Slag is kinda cute for no fucking reason lmao)
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It's been a bit too much for me after the Darkwater incident. I have stopped taking part in raids and other piracy stuff because of PTSD. Captain Slag allowed me to take a mental break, but that doesn't mean that I wont work. I am flying in the Breegus system because there was someone I was meeting here. I have the whole holoplan of the Rykan V, and that's why I need to meet the Smuggler. It's been a very long time since I talked or met him and to be honest, I don't really want to. He was the one that put me into the mess with the space pirates while I happily could live on Hoolefar. But oh well, I still want that weapon.
Oh shit! Now that is something I need in my fucking life! That thing hit my ship now and because this is a regular space pirate ship there's nothing now I can do. I will die? Not now! But what should I do? Exactly! I can't! I'm done! Fuck! I can neither contact Pete nor Slag! At this point, fair-thee well Galaxy! But I see planet Quantos nearby..maybe I should try to crash there to make my survival more higher. But I can't guarantee I will survive, please God, I may have done so much things, but please save me..
After Kiria crashed and magically survived on Quantos because of a strange anomaly..
I think I passed out when I crashed onto this planet. My ship was wrecked, there's no way I could fix it. I need to be connected to a ship to contact someone, so now I'm stranded here. But, what is that blue thing that saved me? It feels like that the time has stopped whatever is inside that area. What is wrong with this planet? It feels so wrong to be honest..and my whole Rykan V holoplan is gone too..fuck..
I hopped out of my ship and went to explore this planet. I need to be careful now because I only have my Shredder Claws that are a close range, which is pretty bad for me if someone attacks me from a wide range, and my hoverboots are also wrecked because they got electrocuted by the wave that hit me. Great, now how am I gonna get out of here? This is pure jungle, there's no way that I will find a ship here. I just hope maybe there are someone that lives here..and is friendly of course..I think Fongoids would live in this kind of economy..and I wasn't wrong because after walking around a bit, a saw a wall and when I quietly climbed over it, Fongoids. It took me a time to understand that they were getting..attacked? Why? Oh shit I need to run myself, ain't now way I have any power left to fight. If I just quietly get out of here..
FUCK!
I was caught in a blue bubble like shit and now I can't move. How did they see me? I'm as black as the night itself and I was hiding!
Lord Vorselon: "Dear young Lombax! It was nice to see you crash here and being all helpless! Dr. Nefarious has been searching for you a whole year, he would be pleased to get all settled up with you!"
Kiria: "What the fuck do you want!? Who is this Dr. Nefarious!?" I swear if I get out of this thing I'll chop you into pieces like Markazian Ratatouille-"
And gone am I. And I just wanted to get a powerful weapon, now I get kidnapped by some fish in a tank. Whoever that Dr. Nefarious guy is, he won't live long, like, what does he wants from me? How am I special? I'm just a regular Lombax who accidentally had business with space pirates.. Whatever, I'll find my way out of this mess, I hope Slag and Pete are not waiting for me soon. I think it can take..a while..
Meanwhile in Nefarious space station after Ratchet saved Quark and the Fongoids..
Dr. Nefarious: Let's try this again! Night of the Living Squishies, act three, scene four. Ready on set?
Nefarious Trooper: I should never have quit dental school.
Dr. Nefarious: Aaand... action! You'll never take me alive, Qwark! Time is under my control!
Lawrence: Oh, am I interrupting?
Dr. Nefarious: Lawrence! I'm rehearsing my epic romantic action comedy space opera!
Lawrence: Silly me, sir. I just thought it prudent to tell you Clank is en route to the Orvus Chamber. Sir.
Dr. Nefarious: Ahahah! Splendid! The moment we've been waiting for is nigh! Now, if there's nothing else to discuss...?
Lawrence: There is one small matter.
(Nefa bouta lose his shit)
Dr. Nefarious: Qwaaarrrr—!
Lance: I don't have the capacity for love, Janice. I was cursed by a tribe of gypsy ninjas when I was a kid.
Janice: I know, Lance. I was in that tribe of gypsy ninjas!
(Lawrence fucking slaps Nefa)
Dr. Nefarious: —rrrrrk! They cannot be allowed to meddle in our plans! Track them down and annihilate them!
Lawrence: Very good, sir. There are also great news. We managed to find Kiria B. on Quantos, and we successfully managed to capture her. But I'm still not sure if this is worth it. I mean, are you sure she knows something about the Orvus chamber? Just because she was familiar with Darkwater doesn't really mean she knows anything.
Dr. Nefarious: Oh, shut it, Lawrence! Darkwater had a connection with the Zoni, specifically Orvus! They had the Fulcrum Star, the Obsidian Eye and the Zoni eye! She must know something about the Orvus Chamber! And I'm not calming down until I get that information out of her throat!
Lawrence: Very good, sir. In the meantime, might I suggest engaging the safety, so as not to kill any more troops?
Dr. Nefarious: It's not even loaded, you moron! Look!
(Kills a poor troop that probably had a family)
Dr. Nefarious: Next!
Word count: 1038
At this point, my posting schedule is fucked up. I'm sorry that I couldn't post anything, my mom took away everything after finding out I had a D in Maths :,D
